This my favorite birthcray pic. It’s a testament as to why Julia Allison should not wear white after never-in-a-billion-years.
It’s like she’s wearing diaper long Johns, and the diaper is full.
Anywho, did you know that Julia Allison had a column? A column on social media? She was braying about its enormous syndicated success all over her 17 Twitter accounts.
Oh. . . wait. No she wasn’t.
Richard Hartman: What happened to your new column? Wasn’t it supposed to launch yesterday?
juliaallison:That was a rough launch date!
That’s funny, because I consider a “rough launch” as a launch that crashed and burned. Much like Julia Allison’s career!
Yes, according to Google, who knows everything, only one newspaper has picked up her dribble: The Oakland Tribune.
The Chicago Tribune, newspaper of her “So Super Awesome, She Fell in Love With it Once She Ran Out of Options” hometown and flagship publication of the Tribune Media empire, of which her syndicate, Tribune Media Services is part, didn’t feel that their readers were dying to learn about horizontal scrolling, ex-boyfriend stalking and how to quash free speech.
Rough launch, indeed.
As someone who works in PR, I can guarantee you that a massive campaign that happened earlier this month would not have happened for a “soft launch,” which is the correct term.
It amazes me how she is completely incapable of admitting failure. Dude, no one liked your crap. Just admit it, and work on something else. Enough with the PR speak. It’s exhausting, and it’s showing up in your rough, busted up face.