Hey, Donk LaRue here, defender of the right to snark on someone who has spent years begging for attention and, as we speak, is probably posting dozens more photos of her semi-famous boyfriend for tens of thousands of strangers to “ooooh” and “ahhhh” over. But hey!! None of those fuckers better roll their eyes or rant about her pathological inability to live her life with discretion, grace and maturity, or she will send her Daddy after them!! And Jack McCain’s lawyer will call them at work and threaten to have them fired, too! Making fun of a notorious douchebag is to cease and desist now, haters!
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Today a very nervous donkey contacted one of the RBNS fans who was harassed last week via threatening e-mails vowing to have her fired. Princess Lies-A-Lot swore she had nothing to do with it. Yet, oddly, she knows who did!
Honestly, I did find out who did it, after the fact, and I’m furious at her, but I did NOT direct her to do that. She thought she was helping, when in fact she made things much, much worse. I have asked her to apologize directly to you, but I don’t know if she will or not. I hope she will.
I guess this was the very same friend who leaked Codename TK’s name to RBNS, hacked into her Vimeo account to make her videos with Prom King public, and also left PK’s name in the RBNS comments from an IP address that had the very same geo-location as the one associated with Donk’s name when she harangued the editors of her Wikipedia page.
Rightfully so, the commenter called out Sybil for her latest ridiculous attempt to shift blame to one of her alternate personalities or, you know, the “friend” at whom she’s furious right now, bunnies!
In return, the commenter was given the old “you should be ashamed of yourself!!” chiding (paging Melissa Sue, come in Melissa Sue) for having the gall to not believe Donk’s dubious version of events.
I have never been talked to so rudely in my life. Who do you think you are??
Oh dear. But you see, this too is untrue. Because Donkey, in fact, has received many similar e-mails from several people over the years. Like both [REDACTEDs], one as recently as last May, and some of their friends and family members. At what point does a person look in the mirror for reasons other than to tell herself how hot she is and ask: “Could I be the problem here?” Word is she’d better do it soon. The McCains don’t tolerate crazy bullshitters, and apparently people close to them are asking some serious questions.