These snowmen – down the block from my parents’ house – are just badass.
Also, get off these people’s lawn, you asshole!
My Lord! The Booger family Christmas looked annoying. I mean was there any booze or anything? It was nothing but boring white people wearing ridiculous Christmas garb and wide-eyed wonder at the most boring Christmas gifts ever.
Britt & Allie got me gluten free chocolate cake mix! In addition to about eight pounds of Fannie May, Long Grove and Frango chocolate.
It’s a diabetic’s hell at our household today.
Oh, I don’t know about diabetic, but it sure does look like hell. I’d like the think that the cake mix was a joke that Donks didn’t get. I’d also like to think that Julia got a food scale for Christmas. How else would she be able to visually gauge the weight of all the chocolate that ended up in her stomach.
She’s gonna get fat, Jack. RUN! I mean, seriously, do you actually want to fuck this?
My Christmas decorating outfit 😉 complete with reindeer antlers and Ugly Xmas Sweater Tee (plus plaid pjs & snowflake earrings)!!!
Lilly looks like she wants to lick the barrel of Meghan McCain’s new gun.
Oh well, at least the Baugher family Christmas was a barrel full of laughs!
Xmas Day! Mom: Have you given up on your helicopter? (she bought him one from Brookstone) Dad: I outsourced it to MIT (points at my brother)
(Allie takes off Xmas sweater, another underneath) Britt: You were wearing two sweaters?! Allie: Maybe that’s why I felt like I had a fever.
Where’s McCain’s gun again? I might need to blow my brains out.