Joan Pauline, formerly John Paul, star linebacker at Indiana State, is absolutely pleased with her gender reassignment surgery, although she admits that she’ll never feel fully transitioned since nothing can be done about her gigantic hands. Unfortunately, she will soon realize that she sent men screaming into the night not because of the sight of her previously unmentioned cock shoved tightly inside her man spanx. No, as she will soon disocover, they were running away for reasons that were different entirely.
The good (and incredibly short!) doctor should soon expect a mascara-smeared, hormonal “woman” in his examination room, to whom he’ll have to patiently explain that, although medical science can give her a brand spanking new ladycave, he unfortunately can’t give her a new personality.