Julia Allison Has Abandoned Her Dog

For weeks we have asked, “Where the fuck is Lilly?” The answer? Abandoned to Long Island.

Yes, Julia Allison has officially left New York and she left her beloved dog with Lasagna. Yes, Julia, who will be away from New York for some time couldn’t spring to bring her pet, her most precious possession in the world, back to Chicago, so the dog can play with Langdon in her parents backyard.

This is disgusting. Julia Allison is a heartless cow.


    • yeah, exactly. she’ll trot the dog out for fauxto shoots and proclaim how much she OMG LOVES HER DOG and then when it comes to readjusting her living arrangements… she doesn’t even think to include lilly [sic].

      • She also trotted Lily out when she went down the hall with a bottle of wine (even though she never drinks) to apologize to Famous Neighbor whose argument with her significant other was Tweeted to the world by Julia.

  1. Eh. She didn’t mean to, but giving Lily to Megan was probably the nicest thing she could have done. Megan will take good care of her. She’s used to cleaning up a self-centered animal’s crap. Plus Lily can play with Megan’s ravioli when she finally pops it out.

    • By “[Lasagna]’s used to cleaning up a self-centered animal’s crap,” do you mean cleaning up Julia’s crap? Or are you saying Lilly is self-centered?

      • I was refering to both Lily and Julia as self-centered animals, yes. I mean, Lily has an excuse. She’s just a dog. Julia on the other hand…

    • Agree strongly, but she should have done this YEARS ago, rather than subjecting that poor dog to her vagabond lifestyle.

    • Here’s the thing! Here’s the thing! This is probably not a permanent arrangement. She will probably take the dog back with her to Chicago after Fashion Week and then traipse the country again leaving the dog alone.

      • Yeah, that’s true. I hope when Donks tries to take her back Guido (or whoever the hell impregnated Megan) knifes her. “Don’t mess with the Island, bitch!”

      • I’ll bet her parents wouldn’t allow Lilly in the OMG Downtown Condo so as she’s there for the foreseeable future and doesn’t want to take accountability for dumping her at the parents house every time she travels, Lasagna was the easy out.

  2. Am actually surprised that Julia cares this little. Poor Lilly.

    I really don’t understand why she couldn’t just bring her to Chicago. I’m sure her parents would be fine with watching her, and Lilly would be happy to be with her brother Langdon. What the hell is wrong with her?

      • Maybe Momsers doesn’t want another dog. Look, taking care of one dog AND managing a prescription drug problem is hard work!

  3. Shame on her.I have no sympathy left for this lying sack of celiac shit. She’s a terrible person, plain and simple. Even as I catch up on some admin shit in my home office, my two pups are with me. Later, we’ll go play in the backyard and maybe take a walk. Why? Because my dogs aren’t in the same category as adirty testicle handbag or a OMG Henry Bendels headband.

    Julia – you’re atrocious. I can’t believe I once thought you were interesting in a good way. Now you’re just a fucking circus clown, just like your twin, Danielle Staub.

    • Granny next time you go out for pancakes, please stealthily irradiate her ovaries so they do not ever produce any viable eggs.

  4. This is good news for Lilly and makes me happy. At least now she has a chance at a normal dog life, and possibly some happiness.

    • That poor dog. I can’t believe Momsers and Dadsers haven’t tried to re-adopt little Lily. This is just cruel and weird. She doesn’t even live in NYC anymore!! How much could it cost to fly your dog to Chicago with you?!

      • Jetblue charges $100 each way. Which I think is totally worth it. Especially since she’s going to be in Chicago indefinitely.

      • $100 really isn’t so much when you’re talking about providing a permanent, stable home for your beloved pet. She is such a jerk.

      • And she’s done it before, so it’s not like the cost or stress of flying with the dog was the issue. But this is the best thing she could have done for the dog, assuming she isn’t planning on reclaiming Lilly the next time she’s in NYC.

  5. everything about her is just so vomit-vile. people that neglect their pets make me so furious.

    On the other hand – Lilly must be so much better off where she is now. Though I don’t trust Lasagna, cos she’s such a Julia-fan.

    • I don’t know if she’s such a fan as she was employed by her. I know I don’t like my boss.

      • lasagna was the producer of TMI.

        when TMI was cancelled, they made Lasagna the “CEO” of NS. ROFL! what the fuck??

        I have always assumed that they gave her that title to “help” her find a new job/pad her resume. clearly there is little or no real work to be done. emily once mentioned that lasagna “maintains” the NS fb page… LOL, great job lasagna!

  6. Read up on sociopaths — this habit of using pets as accessories and discarding them whenever it suits them is classic, textbook shit. Add this to the rest of her glowing personality traits and actions and no, I have no problem whatsoever diagnosing her as a sociopath.

    • I once worked with a woman who was like Julie. Unfortunately though, this woman was also a single parent to a beautiful little girl, and she treated that child like Julie treats that poor little dog. She was constantly pawning that little girl off on people so that she could fly across the country to some rock concert or spend a weekend partying with some skeevy guy. We should be thankful that at least Julia Allison doesn’t have a kid. Just like using helpless animals, using children as accessories to stroke your own narcissistic ego is wrong in so many ways, but I think the psychological damage to children must be far worse. At least Lilly won’t question her own self-worth or have feelings of being unloveable and worthless and spend the rest of her life trying to fill the emotional void caused by her mother’s narcissism. Hopefully Lilly can finally just be a happy little dog who doesn’t look suicidal in all her pictures.

    • narcissists are not the same thing as sociopaths. sociopaths enjoy hurting animals, narcissist don’t care about them.

      • Narcissists are not the same as sociopaths, no, but sociopaths do indeed pull this shit with animals.

      • I wouldn’t call it an obsession. Obsessed is shelling out big bucks for a real bike, a la Trek, Gary Fischer, Specialized, etc, and all the accompanying accessories. And then, actually riding it and pushing yourself to build up mileage and leg strength on a normal, healthy schedule.

        No, Julia’s thing with bikes is fucking weird. 9 miles is a fucking warmup for most people, not a whole day’s activity. Once again, she’s a clown.

        /rant. I’ve recently gotten into cycling, and I fucking love it. I cringe when Plastic Hair talks about her “cupcake” and “princess petals” or whatever the fuck her bikes are named. Yeah, read that again. Bitch named her bikes.


      • bingo-oooooooh. the asparagus dude or someone else is big into cycling.

        the ‘wealthy hipsters’ comment really riled me. wtf is she, if not a wealthy wannabe? she has 2 or more expensive bikes herself. brayge.

      • @ FC ~ RE: wealthy hipsterish, (+ the man who reads & quotes, + the healthy eating, + the fitness crayze) … I swear, it’s getting all TK-ish up in here again, no?

      • @FC ZOMG That just made me picture donkey leaping in the air to catch a frisbee in her mouth with a little drool coming out and i almost shat myself.

        You live in the bay area too? wtf? me, you, champainintheass and bitchface aught to get drunk together.

        BTW, that bike she posted a pic of? Ugliest fucking bike I have ever seen. Teal? Chainguard? Kickstand? GTFO.

      • nine miles to me sounds like a friggin’ marathon ride.. though my idea of bike riding is a fridge to fridge. :

    • Looks like a fixed-gear to me ~ could there be anything worse for the hills of San Fran?

      But then again, Urban Commuters *are* known for their large saddles …

      • IASID, round these parts (bay area), ALL the cool kids ride fixies. which is pretty incomprehensible to me, considering there are all these gd hills everywhere. fixies are for flats.

      • fixies are for flat race courses where you never plan on breaking.

        The Washington Post did a trend piece on fixies, fixies are officially dead.

        I think bikes are awesome. I think ironic destruction of your knees because of no brakes and cruise through red lights to avoid said destruction is fooling. Bikes are performance instruments. Fixies are the anathema of that.

    • Wait, did she buy that bicycle or did she just borrow it and ride it around town for the day? If it’s the latter I hope they disinfect the seat before they try to sell it to someone else.

  7. I-a think-a that Lasagna is-a gonna fry leetle Lily up like-a big-a MEAT-A-BALL-A!

    Now that’s-a Italian, no?

  8. Yo, Lasagna?

    RE: Donkey continually leaving Lilly w/ you for extended periods of time, as witnessed by the public? What you have here, this voluntary cohabitation, amounts to a Common Law Adoption scenario …

    My advice to you?

    Track down Loren Feldman & sell Lilly for the $7,500 he’d offered ~ take the money & run (you’ve earned it!) ~ go start a 529 Savings Plan for that little bambino you’ve got brewing …

    • actually Lasagna should just keep poor Lilly and Loren donate the $7500 to a shelter to save lots cute puppies from those Paris Hilton-Julia Allison types who treat their furbabies somewhere between purses and dollies.

  9. I’m a racecar in the red about this. I’ve wanted a pet for years-did not get one in college or grad school as I wasn’t financially solvent and moved quite a bit (go figure) and that’s no environment for a pet.

    Now we’ve had our little pep-pep, (rescue chihuahua/terrier, aka Best Dog in the World) for almost a year.

    Boycat and I can’t imagine our life without him.

    Depositing Lilly at casa de Lasagna after the fauxto ops is heartless but I’m not surprised. Taking care of a pet takes time, energy and love. And who has space for that in their OMG BUSY WORLD.

    JABA NEEDS THAT TIME, people, to stroke her pelts and contemplate her Muleiverse.

  10. http://www.mcafee.cc/Bin/sb.html

    * Glibness and Superficial Charm

    * Manipulative and Conning
    They never recognize the rights of others and see their self-serving behaviors as permissible. They appear to be charming, yet are covertly hostile and domineering, seeing their victim as merely an instrument to be used. They may dominate and humiliate their victims.

    * Grandiose Sense of Self
    Feels entitled to certain things as “their right.”

    * Pathological Lying
    Has no problem lying coolly and easily and it is almost impossible for them to be truthful on a consistent basis. Can create, and get caught up in, a complex belief about their own powers and abilities. Extremely convincing and even able to pass lie detector tests.

    * Lack of Remorse, Shame or Guilt
    A deep seated rage, which is split off and repressed, is at their core. Does not see others around them as people, but only as targets and opportunities. Instead of friends, they have victims and accomplices who end up as victims. The end always justifies the means and they let nothing stand in their way.

    * Shallow Emotions
    When they show what seems to be warmth, joy, love and compassion it is more feigned than experienced and serves an ulterior motive. Outraged by insignificant matters, yet remaining unmoved and cold by what would upset a normal person. Since they are not genuine, neither are their promises.

    * Incapacity for Love

    * Need for Stimulation
    Living on the edge. Verbal outbursts and physical punishments are normal. Promiscuity and gambling are common.

    * Callousness/Lack of Empathy
    Unable to empathize with the pain of their victims, having only contempt for others’ feelings of distress and readily taking advantage of them.

    * Poor Behavioral Controls/Impulsive Nature
    Rage and abuse, alternating with small expressions of love and approval produce an addictive cycle for abuser and abused, as well as creating hopelessness in the victim. Believe they are all-powerful, all-knowing, entitled to every wish, no sense of personal boundaries, no concern for their impact on others.

    * Early Behavior Problems/Juvenile Delinquency
    Usually has a history of behavioral and academic difficulties, yet “gets by” by conning others. Problems in making and keeping friends; aberrant behaviors such as cruelty to people or animals, stealing, etc.

    * Irresponsibility/Unreliability
    Not concerned about wrecking others’ lives and dreams. Oblivious or indifferent to the devastation they cause. Does not accept blame themselves, but blames others, even for acts they obviously committed.

    * Promiscuous Sexual Behavior/Infidelity
    Promiscuity, child sexual abuse, rape and sexual acting out of all sorts.

    * Lack of Realistic Life Plan/Parasitic Lifestyle
    Tends to move around a lot or makes all encompassing promises for the future, poor work ethic but exploits others effectively.

    * Criminal or Entrepreneurial Versatility
    Changes their image as needed to avoid prosecution. Changes life story readily.

    • * Lack of Realistic Life Plan/Parasitic Lifestyle
      Tends to move around a lot or makes all encompassing promises for the future, poor work ethic but exploits others effectively.

      • oh melissa sue, you more than anyone else knows that all the above is true! you were actually there witnessing the budding cray. many others, like myself, have just watched from afar through the intertubes. thanks for enduring!

    • “The Sociopath Next Door” is a great primer on sociopathy and the people who have it. I can’t recommend it highly enough. You’ll think you’re reading JAB’s unauthorized biography.

    • The more I read about this, the more it makes TOTAL sense:

      According to Dr. Robert Hare in his book “Without Conscience”, the ability to feel empathy is tied to the ability to feel real love since empathy is a prerequisite for love. Thankfully, only a small number of sociopaths will ever commit a crime; the vast majority of them will show their lack of empathy by bleeding people of their possessions and savings, doing and taking what they want, neglecting the physical and emotional welfare of their families or engaging in an unending series of casual sexual relationships.(Hare p45).

    • At the same link, re: Antisocial Personality Disorder, this is sure a shoe that fits:

      They rarely are able to have jobs that last for any length of time, as they become easily bored, instead needing constant change. They live for the moment, forgetting the past, and not planning the future, not thinking ahead what consequences their actions will have. They want immediate rewards and gratification. There currently is no form of psychotherapy that works with those with antisocial personality disorder, as those with this disorder have no desire to change themselves, which is a prerequisite.

  11. this makes me SO angry. yes, lilly is probably better off with megan (or I’d like to hope that she is), but the fact that julia can just give lilly up so easily is just….so INFURIATING. I’m stressing out and feeling guilty for potentially taking a job in nyc (I live in central jersey) because I won’t be at home as much with my dog during the week, even though my parents are retired and are happy to spend the day with my dog. yet this bitch can just leave her ‘beloved’ lilly with no problem, no guilt, no thought at all. she really has no soul. augghhh, the RAGE!!! PETS ARE NOT PROPS FOR YOUR FAUXTO SHOOTS, ASSHOLE!!!

    • The thing is, if she is truly about to embark upon a reality show, i.e. uncertain and unsettled near future, it does make sense to leave the dog in a stable home somewhere. Why this would not be her parents’ house with the dog’s sibling is beyond me. But Lasagna or Momsers, what is typically Julie Albertson here is that she doesn’t say a fucking thing about it. What an interesting blog post that could have been: I love my pet but now I have to face that my lifestyle is just not healthy for her. Therefore I have decided to give her to ________, and my heart is breaking, etc etc. She is just such a weird person…either she won’t admit to real feelings, or she is a narcissistic sociopath who does not know how to empathize as many have suggested above. I was one of those followers on Twitter who asked her about Lilly. Why not just tell us where Lilly is? We have to find out from Alagna herself. What a fucking case this woman is.

    • we feel that way about our pets because we LOVE them and they matter to us. sure georgiegirlnyc is boring to people, but her dog winston goes everywhere with her. he matters to her. julia never cared about lily beyond what lily could do for her, which is sad but she only brings her out when its convenient and then lily disappears.

      i always felt bad. lily never had any structure or doggy friends or went to the dog park. i dont think julia ever got the concept of doing stuff with your dog or having fun with something while it was alive and could do those things.

  12. When Julia lived in the pink palace, was she actually out there each morning picking up Lily’s shit? Was somebody else paid to?

    Also, since I highly doubt Lily was on a 4am – 1pm sleeping schedule like her owner, I imagine that Julia woke up many afternoons to stinky piles around the house.

    • Agreed. Dogs need to go super early in the morning. There was many a morning in college that I had to wake up only an hour or two after I went to bed, hung over or still drunk, to take my dog out.

      On that note, I also realized that my dog, living with me in college was not in the healthiest of environments. As a rescue, she had some issues and a turn of circumstances led her to staying with my family. She’s happier there and I felt I couldn’t care for her properly. Breaks me heart, yes, but it’s what’s best for her.

    • Lilly was, by all accounts, never properly housetrained. Most likely she just went on the floor in Julia’s pretty pink dormroom and Our Lady of Introspection just got used to cleaning up after her. Easier than actually walking her.

  13. Awful. But I will echo the sentiments that Lilly is better off. Then again, who ISN’T better off when they cut themselves loose of le donk?

  14. Why does this surprise anyone? The name “Lilly” says it all.

    Long Island Layover for Little Yapper

  15. “‘No, I don’t think I will kiss you, although you need kissing, badly. That’s what’s wrong with you. You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how.’

    Oh, Rhett Butler.

    That’s what’s wrong with me, too. Among other things. ;)”

    -via NonSociety

    WHAT? What IS wrong with you is ineffable. But if you’re seeking the road to redemption I’d suggest quit begging to get laid (because she is SO COOL ABOUT CASUAL SEX, yo) and start taking care of your dog. That’s my Zen protip for the day,no ashram required.

    • according to the ineffable Michael K, the late Vivien Leigh was “a bi-polar and bi-sexual nympho”
      ‘Whether true or not, this is my favorite excerpt from this mess of a tell-all:

      “In the 1940s, the world’s most recognizable star would drive down to Scotty’s (a notorious LA brothel that masqueraded as a gas station with one pump and 22 attendants) with her friend George Cukor, the initial director of ‘Gone With The Wind,’ and they would both pick out young men for the night

      They would pay the men with gifts such as cigarette cases, jewels, or even stocks and bonds. She depended on the professional discretion of men not to boast they had just serviced Scarlett O’Hara.”‘

    • Oh-ho-ho. I read that too, bitchface.

      If she were a bit more open Mulia could be-dare I say-authentically popular. She could OMG footnote the Vivien Leigh bio in her composition book.

  16. Me: I’m not sure I’m going the right way. Him: You’re always going the right way. You just might not know it yet.
    16 minutes ago via web

    Sounds like she finally found a douchetool who shares her corny, banal perspective on the world.

    • if you check out recent entries on twitter and fucksociety, you will see that she is definitely imagining some fucktard as her next husband…oh yeah, it’s about to get all cray-cray up in here again!!! bring it!

      • Definition of ReRe Cray Cray: Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

        This whole things brings back her hysteria in the early days of Codename TK and Douche Nozzle Money Thing.

      • this is, of course, the credited response.

        the crazy/manic julie baugher is about to pop off again!

    • “corny, banal perspective on the world” = Living Differently, now in various shades!

      Lisa Diane: Living Differently as a Canadian
      Meghan Asha: Living Differently by being Dead, for all intensive purposes
      Julia Allison: Assisted Living Differently in the Downtown Condo
      Lilly: Living FREEEEE in Lawn Guyland
      Jordacted: Shilling Indiscriminately
      Brant: Customizing Ties Differently

      well, you get the picture…

    • Damn, missed it too. hopefully web archives will make it available in the next like, 6 months.

    • Was it the shot of her and her unfuckable acrylic yarn tresses (SAT word!) on the Caltrain to dinner with the imaginary Mr. Romeo Casanova Peltlovington, III?

      • no one I know calls is THE Caltrain that she posts to the twitter on the intertubez

        Julia has fun visiting a place where (some) people are happy to see her [and other are happy to see her go], and then wants to move there. She doesn’t get that most people don’t do prom dates on the weeknights and most people have real J.O.B.S. (I wish I had Steve Jobs) and real life is not a blow into town call all the squealing girls for a party/dinner/long hikes on the beach in Marin contemplating the meaning of life from inside a pink tutu.

        Actually I don’t give a shit if she moves here. She’ll get bored with people having to work all the time and find another city to amuse her. People work freaking hard here (not that they don’t in other cities, but honestly I don’t know ~anyone~ who works a striaght up normal 9-5 job in silicon valley) and they do NOT party hard. They work work work (they do party, but the mentality is really about work – making it big – start-ups and shit, not fru fru ballerina parties and pink cupcakes & happy happy joy joy shots on the beach).

        Even OMG RandiZ and Mark (you know, oh yes you know, the one who started FB and is Randi’s brother where she is staying!) go to work every day and do not sit up all night googling themsleves and making up imaginary illnesses to garner attention all while igonoring their pets and zooming through friends like melted chocolate in her ass pocket.

  17. Now she’s going to LA then back to SF then to Chicago then to NY then back to the West Coast or something. and she LOVES her nomad life. I bet.

  18. You know, I don’t care what body type she has, what she lies about, how she treats people I don’t know (Lodwick is a good guy), that she’s vapid, etc. But dogs form a bond with their owners and she makes a mockery of that. It’s not fair to a dog to treat them as a prop. Shame on her.

  19. BUT WHAT IS GOING ON WITH SZISH??? IS SHE DIVORCED? IS BRANT REALLY GAY? It’s like my favorite soap opera ended in a cliff-hanger and then it picked up the next season without concluding ANYTHING!

    • she really is. let’s hope it either goes down in flames quickly or leads to a crazy-ass whirlwind wedding!

    • You know, I have a NPD ex-friend and she was always totally insufferable when she was happy. Smug, superior, boastful, etc. She was unpleasant all around, but much less so when she was miserable and had just been dumped. It was like being dumped humbled her and brought her down to Earth for awhile. Until the next guy, when once again she would become a manic, insane, intolerable asshole.

  20. Long time reader, first time commenter.

    Is Lasagna really preggers?!? Is there a confirm on that?

    • I think she just gained weight when working for donkey. Prior to working for donkey (like when she was first hanging out with Julie but only “working” for TMI part time) she had a smoooooking body. In the last 1.5 yrs she’s gained a solid 30-40 lbs. But I don’t think its preggers weight. I just think it’s the weight of carrying around Julie’s lies and picking up her trash/fighting her battles/caring for the pets she doesn’t care for.

    • She looked pregnant at the BBB, which leads me to believe if there was a ravioli in the pot, it would have already arrived or be arriving VERY shortly, so I kind of doubt it but who knows.

  21. I’m a Gtown grad with a ton of shit on our little Julie Albertson. One of these days I’ll spill a story or two…. karma’s a bitch Julie!!!

  22. Folks, it’s not that Jules left the dog with Meggers. It’s that she cheerfully and happily, over Twitter or whatever, announces to Meggers that she gets to keep taking care of Lilly because Jules has extended her vacation. I mean, clearly there was no phone call asking if lasagna would mind keeping the dog for a few days while the Rosannadanna make-over is completed. No, just a perky note over the Internet.

    And how fuck is she affording all this travel?!? Haha! Just kidding. I know she isn’t affording anything.

    • YES! I’m not a dog person myself, so I can’t *really* become part of the crowd wanting to cut Jules for the damage she’s inflicting on Lilly; not that I don’t believe you dog ladies that it’s incredibly shitty behavior on her part, I definitely do, I just don’t have enough dog experience to really know. BUT, what kind of a sick asshole treats her HUMAN friends this way? I could be wrong, but I’d say that when someone is taking care of your dog while you travel across the continent (pointlessly, I might add, but whatever), they’re doing you a HUGE FAVOUR, and if you want the favour to be bigger than was originally arranged, that is for your friend to keep the dog longer, you sure as hell ASK THEM if it’s possible, and you also make certain it clear that you realize you’re asking for something more than a complete trifle, and you fuckin’ OWE them. You DON’T just casually ANNOUNCE that you’re extending your vacation and they have to deal with that. Fucking sociopath.

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