Hey remember Harvard Harley, the guy Julia dated and totally expected to marry who had a motorcycle? The sole reason why Julia Allison did this photo shoot to show off her leather jacket and her wiener?
Well Julia Allison doesn’t need him anymore because she is looking for someone who is wholesome, not a Ivy-educated rebel who’s into indie rock and straddling things.
Me: I was almost concerned he might be too … @Caro: Wholesome? Me: YES! But then I remembered I was looking for a husband – not a Harley!
Fuck you, Harvard Harley! You didn’t have to pretend to move to Canada because Julia didn’t want to marry you anyway.