It’s time to turn our attention to Snooty, ‘Mo, and Girly and the other nitwits that make up the most successful fauxporation started by a female wantrepeneur. So what’s going on with the Cupcake Coven?
Not much really.
Meghan Asha, clothing designer, and spokesperson for the female internet, is dead apparently, seeing as how her blog languishes un-updated at the bottom of the NonSociety masthead. I’ll admit it, I kind of miss that supremely stupid idiot, she of the pink lips and the ping pong ball tricks. I venture to guess that she actually quit NonSociety, as rumored months back, but hasn’t had the balls to actually tell Julia yet. I guess we’ll just have to wait for her collaboration with Sir Alistair Rai to finally come out.
Emily Knows Absolutely Nothing
Emily Rose, hard worker who follows through on everything, has also pretty much given up on blogging, announcing on July 27 that she was going on a digital cleanse. She returned to pull a donkey and pretend that she was a Harvard Pre-Frosh.
Snapshot: Last Sunday, 10:30 pm. Former college roommate Meredith comes to visit, and we eat dinner at Charlie’s Kitchen in Cambridge, my favorite dive. Afterwards, we stroll through Harvard Square, and are close to campus when we see a dozen teenage-looking girls with keycards around their necks scurry through an ivy-covered gate leading into a Harvard dorm, all laughing and jostling each other.
Me: I wonder what that was all about.
Meredith: Harvard orientation maybe? Sometimes they hold orientation over the summer, to register and stuff.
Me: What? I LOVED college orientation! Come on, let’s go in!
Me: We can go play team building exercises with seventeen-year-olds! It’ll be great!
Meredith: No. We’ll get caught.
Me: We can pass. We’re wicked smaht.
Meredith: I am not playing the knot game with incoming freshman. I’m not doing it.
Me: Fine. (Doubles over, puts head in hands.)
Retrospectively, I think what was happening was just a dorm party with summer school kids, but still. I LOVE THE KNOT GAME.
I’m an adult. What’s the knot game?
While joining NonSociety is an insanely stupid decision, you’d think she would try her best to use the platform to show that she’s growing the fuck up, instead of regressing, and provide meaningful content to get her name out there and move up from the fancy pants sandwhich shop where she is currently employed, college degree in hand. Instead she is squandering opportunity. Something tells me she will go far in life.
Not that I’m not encouraging her to dump the donkey, it just is increasingly clear that homegirl has no work ethic and will probably be a huge failure. But if she wants to spend less time on NonSociety, I have a recommendation of a website she should spend more time on.
It’s called monster.com.
The One Who Can Totally Cut You
Human Swiss Army Knife, the undeniably straight Brant Stead, also has barely blogged since we speculated whether or not he was inflicted with gay face and treated his ailment with daily cock injections.
I actually don’t believe the speculation. After all his blog if full of super manly things like hunting for mushrooms or explaining the meaning of “haute couture.” Oh, and he loves Vino Nobile di Montepulciano.
One of my favorite Italians-Avignonesi, a really splendid example of Montepulciano
I myself prefer Montepulciano d’Abruzzo, but, even still, his talking about wine is sooooooo gay.
Artax is boring.
Woodward and Borestein
Melissa Kondak, NonSociety’s resident journalist, you know, besides Julia, linked to the New York Times because she’s a journalist.
The Katz Lady
Amber Katz, the average-looking one who blogs about beauty, got her nails painted by a homosexual.
Friends, TJ’s mani is EPIC. I highly suggest you get involved. My cuticles are cleaned up, my talons are totes rad (Butter London’s Marrow is a shade specially created for a Vena Cava collection) and the service even includes a glamazing hand/arm massage. Dude’s got talent!
That is a decent manicure and a beautiful color. But TJ should know that he is not the best manicurist in the world.
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Laura Hunter’s life continues to suck.
More random photo shoots. Joy. As I have said, I cannot wait until auditions pick up. Summer is my least favorite time of year.
It has been an interesting week. By interesting, I mean terrible. Because we went back east for my grandmother’s funeral last week we ended up losing an important job… this is my latest “the entertainment industry can be awfully insensitive” story. Anyway. I also found out last week, the day after the funeral, that the role I’ve been in callbacks for was cast. Marvelous! I’m sure the girl they cast is really fantastic, and she looks nothing like me so they just went another way. Just lousy news when I was already upset. It seems that is often how it goes, doesn’t it? When it rains it pours and all that stuff.
So, I was talking to a friend today about how I keep pushing forward when things are less than desirable. Here are some of the things I have taught myself to do over the past couple of years:
- Create and work on my own projects, preferably involving friends.
- Appreciate being madly in love with my very kind boyfriend.
- Cook. I have this weird affection for being domestic. In all honestly sometimes cleaning our apartment and making dinner makes me feel better than anything else.
- Play tennis/hit the gym.
- Go outside. Be in the sun.
- Realize that your problems may seem like a big deal in the moment, but are probably not that important (at all) in the grand scheme of things.
- Support your friends and loved ones and their successes, even when you’re not feeling great about your own.
- Try not to take things personally… sometimes it’s just out of your control.
Believe things will get better.
Poor girl. I can’t really say anything bad about her. She seems sweet.
The Welcome Addition to the United States
Lisa Diane, who has a surprising amount of gaping maw pics — what’s that aboot? — has yet to write a follow-up post the dispute that she is racist and anti-Muslim. So as it stands she is still racist and anti-Muslim.
Yup, she’s still a snooty vapid materialistic bitch. She took a picture of a total stranger and criticized her outfit.
Fashion DON’T spotted at J. Crew store in Time Warner Center. I’m all for mixing patterns, but matching plaid shorts to a plaid shirt is a big NO.
“It appears the post has since been removed.” So I’ll just say that she has really ugly feet and a horrible taste in footwear.
My Girl Teej
TJ Kelly is still gay and continues to sparkle.
StarLight StarBright….Stars in My Eyesight!! Bored at Home and playing with my roommates!! I live with 3 other gays..we call our home the Doll House!
When I had gay roommates, we called our apartment the “Cum Den.” Our house sounds more fun.
My God, YAWN, right?!?! These people are just so god damn boring. I may never do a round-up again.