Awwww, it was just a tiny misunderstanding that has now been taking care of. Let’s get back to business, shall we? I know we have a lot to catch up on but I’m going to have to make this short.
So anyway, remember how Julia Allison said she was going to Harvard Business School to make fuck you money? Or how she just got rejected to Stanford business school just recently, even though they totally should have let her in because her online lemonade stand is SUCH a successful business?
Yeah, both aspirations turned out to be miserable failures.
Anyway, remember Code Name Totally Kaput, the brother of the literary wonderkind that Julia was dating because he was the brother of the literary wonderkind? Remember how she was so in love with him after, like, two dates that she was willing to move across the country for him? And then remember how he supposedly had a girlfriend? And so Julia tried to destroy that relationship by relentlessly email stalking said girlfriend?
Yeah that was awesome.
Anyway, said girlfriend just got into BOTH Harvard Business School and Stanford.
Next, I hope Leven gets a starring role on Gossip Girl.
Speaking of, we’re hearing whispers that Julia’s Gossip Girl obsession bled into her real estate search. Word is, that she looked at a building that has parquet floors where a certain dapper Britt lives and tried to bray her way with a discount by claiming she was an internet celebrity. Oh, and she wanted to make a video of her apartment search and mention the buildings multiple celebrity tenants. As you can imagine, that went over well with apartment management, who made a flurry of calls to multiple publicists warning them of some strange donkey in Steve Madden hooves who might show up to film sets with either a boiled bunny or lotion in a basket.
Needless to say, her application to live in said building was denied.