Headed to get my bridesmaid dress fitted at Chloe & Reese now … I’m mostly okay when it comes to not having a sig other but oy, sometimes life is just so talented at dramatically emphasizing the lack in that area of my life. 😉
If she was OK with not having a significant other, then she wouldn’t be begging to attend singles’ yacht cruises, but whatever. Keep lying to yourself, Eeyore. Here’s her bridesmaid monstrosity. I hope this is a sample size for the morbidly obese.
Also, she is seeing Sex and the City 2 tonight with her main gays. Prepare to want to kill yourselves.