The sweet subletter I had in May bought me a new West Elm rug as a thank you gift! And then @Lillydog promptly threw up on it.
Correct me if I am wrong, but does letting someone move into your place for a month and pay your rent merit a thank you gift? I mean, aren’t they doing you a favor? I would have never accepted the rug, but that’s just me. Anyway, I’m pretty sure Lilly vomited (not in the shower!) because she hates you.