Julia Allison, tea party activist, not because she thinks she pays too much in taxes, but because paying her taxes involves work on her part, would like Prom King to know that she was faithful to the rich sucker she settled for, but now she is willing to settle for the other guy she said no to since Captain Theme Date dropped her ass like he drops dollars.
There should be “Wait-Lists” for dating. Like, “Hey, I have a boyfriend now, but I’ll add you to the Wait List!”
So, person who Julia said no to while she was dating, she is now ready to tap into her Federal Dating Reserve for a bailout. She had to pay for an artery clogging sandwich all by herself yesterday. Not cool, y’all.