Julia Allison, google alert expert, has apparently just said ‘fuck it’ and is now plagiarizing her OWN shit.
In what sounds eerily familiar, Julia tweets about her Valentine’s date with that poor schlub:
Prom King has our “Belated Valentine’s Day” planned for this evening. Knowing him, I can’t even imagine what it entails … 11 minutes ago from web
He told me to arrive at his place at 5:30 … I walked in to find rose petals in the hallway, and a card telling me to go into the bedroom. 11 minutes ago from web
When I opened the door to the bedroom, I found THREE Betsey Johnson dresses (1 red, 2 pink!) w a card that said to pick one for tonight (!!) 10 minutes ago from web
I’m sorry but…didn’t her ex Michael already do this? Either Julia can’t be bothered to make up new Amazing Romantic Things Men Do For Me material, or Prom King is a pathetic loser trying to live up to Julia’s EX BOYFRIEND. Either scenario comes off as beyond sad. I won’t even start on what kind of asshole stops and tweets this shit.