God, these tweets miffed me so much last night that I actually dreamt of Julia Allison. She was trying to have me killed because I knew of a clandestine affair she had with a married Azerbaijani dude. Side Note: I hate my life.
Barbie was right: math IS hard! Sigh.
Just got the packet for Friday’s vh1 taping on “Famous Men who Cheat.” Shockingly, it’s a baZILLION pages long! Oh, wait. No one’s shocked.
Urgent question of truly momentous import: Which “Word of The Day” is superior – Dictionary.com or Merriam-Webster’s?
Haha! Women are stupid. Men are scum and her use of the word “momentous,” for some unknown reason, gave me enough rage to rip a dictionary in half.