Warning: Some may consider the following commentary cruel. You are warned. This is a snark blog.
Prom King was unveiled last night to the Nonsociety girls. Jordorable reports he is A-W-E-S-O-M-E. Others report he could stand to lose a few. This works well for Donkey, however, who confessed to hoovering three pieces of Meghannaise’s birthday cake last night while so overly made-up she looked once again like a retired Rockette. In the meantime, did you hear that cackling sound? That’s the sound of the laughter emanating across a continent from known fattie-ists Rambo and her little Tinkerbelle.
Belting out Backstreet Boys with Meghan’s little brother Michael, Prom King & Megan Alagna in the background at After-Bday karaoke last night.