Bundled up before hitting the holiday fetes tonight. Not at all happy about the temperature outside – so much so that I almost stayed in, wrapped in fleece, huddled over candles for warmth.
But I rallied. Onward, holiday frostbite!
Julia Allison, who does so has a social life, guys, is my age, yet in this photo she can pass for my mother, that is, if my mother were a tacky whore, which she’s not. She’s Methodist.
Two things. Quit your bitching. It’s just cold weather, you live in New York. Deal. Secondly, everything about this outfit is just wrong for her body. Her feet look like hooves, her legs, chimneys. Her skirt? The WORLD’S LARGEST CIRCUS TENT. And that’s just the BOTTOM HALF.
Oh well, office Christmas party. I’m off to get drunk.