Julia Allison’s mom Nancy or Jillian or whothefuckever her name is, is still putting up with her daughter slobbing about being unproductive.
While most of you are packing it in to get back to pretending to work until after New Year’s, Julia is “shuffling” about her parents’ omg ON THE FUCKN LAKE house being useless and depressed as the insignificance of her own existence sinks in. Not to worry, Momsers of the Enabler Task Force to the rescue!
My mom made tiny pumpkin custards tonight!! Despite my still feverish temperature of 102 (it was down to 100 this morning, and now it’s back up, blehh), I ate some and it was Deeeeeelicious. She’s an amazing cook.
Awwww. You still has a fevuh. Poow wittle Juwia. Can mommys make you a custards?
How is it possible that a supposedly educated and wealthy family allows their progeny to flop around in a glorified slanket with a brain melting fever for what, 4 days now? And what kind of asshole goes to a crowded gathering with a disease? This is how people get legionnaires, assholes.
I have the flu too, bitch. The sick of your fucking shit flu.