Julia Allison’s Holibray Express continues to steam on. Next on the agenda: Important people take time out of their holidays to respond to my txts. But wait, there’s more! Not only did she namedrop Rachel Sklar in her txt screen grab, she informs us that two years ago she was with Sklaraderma on donksgiving:
Wait, a fever? Right before the so important High School Reunion? But…how will you able to tell everyone you invented post-its??? If you aren’t there, Julia, how will I be able to show up smoking the cigarette I invented and tell you that Post-Its were invented at 3M???
Get well soon! Also, Hi Rachel’s Google Alert!
edit: I drunkfail. Might be Rachel Billow. Damn you, chianti.