Donkey’s wardrobe choices are VERSATILE, yo! She can pull that Lululemon down or hike it up to show off all that luscious Donkey flesh! After all, TK might have been hiking today!
I think Mini Driver said it best:
“Hey, Topher, it’s me. Julia, that is. Ah ha ha! I guess I have to say my name now since it’s been so long since we talked. You haven’t been picking up my calls or returning my voicemails or emails or Facebook comments or Twitter direct messages or Myspace bulletins. What are you trying to make me do, resort to snail mail? Ah ha ha! You know I can’t hold a pen in my kielbasa fingers! Remember how you used to call them kielbasas? I miss that! I think of you every time I don’t eat meat. It’s lucky fish are plants or I’d never get my sushi on. I don’t have your ground address anyway. How do I get a hold of you, hire a private investigator to track your every move? Ah ha ha! Jay kay!
“So, I’m gettin’ my Runyon Canyon on and I thought I’d call you from the summit, as a reward for this huuuuuge vertical elevation I surmounted. It’s like climbing the stairs to Jordan’s apartment except it smells better than her stairwell, ah ha ha! You know, every time I’m here I think of you, because you took me here my first time and I’m kinda half-hoping I’ll run into you every time I see this smoggy view. For some weird reason I’m here every day I’m in L.A. Who does that, right? And what is smog, anyway? Is it smoke or is it fog? It’s like, make up your mind, cloud! Ah ha ha!
“Anyway, I just wanted to let you know that even though you had a girlfriend the whole time you were Facebooking and then sleeping with me, I’m totally over that. We all make mistakes, and I used to forget I had a boyfriend all the time back when I had one. Just plum forgot.
“I googled her last week when I couldn’t sleep and it turns out that she’s tiny and cute… so very tiny! So of course I couldn’t be happier for you. You deserve an itty-bitty girlfriend sooooo much. Remember to invite me to the wedding! I’m not even a little bitter and I love chocolate fountains and satin-finish acetate dresses. Maybe that petite little bunny of yours can toss the bouquet my way. Ah ha ha! Like I’d ever marry anyone but you! Jay kay… that means just kidding. El oh el dot com, right? I know! I’m so glad we had this talk. Later, cutie!”