Julia Allison, the gift that keeps giving in an untreated std sort of way, has posted yet another fantastic truism about relationships:
As we all know Julia is one of the most successful women of our generation when it comes to long lasting, meaningful, and mature relationships with people and animals. I think we would all be wise to see this sourceless quote as the deep advice Julesy intends.
THIS is why I have cats and a fat ass! I don’t play games! That’s it – no more calling a guy, no more telling him I like him if I do, no more being transparent and nice and fun. From now on it’s nothing but smelly booties and make up that makes Dustin Hoffman call me Tootsie. If I ever have sex again? Fucking tears, yall. Dude is gonna need a canoe with the river I cry. And I’ll give him a cute codename and then out him on my blog so that all 9 readers know who he is.
I’ll be married by next August!!! Thanks Julia!!