En route to the airport. Just recieved one of the most shocking emails I could ever have imagined. As if I could trust men less. I feel ill. about 1 hour ago from Echofon
You know, ladies: when your instinct is that something is off, believe me: IT IS.about 1 hour ago from Echofon
Finding out @codenametk had another girlfriend THE ENTIRE TIME = mind boggling. I protected him. I trusted him. What a fool I was.about 1 hour ago from Echofon
Btw, she figured out who he was from my Twitter. And that he had been playing both of us. I’m curled up in a ball on the flight, just sick.42 minutes ago from Echofon
Oh dear. I am surprised his girlfriend isn’t actually a boyfriend, but still — you feel betrayed, and understandably so. I mean you even gave him his own code name and hid his identity! So unlike you!! (p.s. Please reveal it now.)
But please, you dumb donkey, can you file this under “lesson learned?” You met the guy ONCE in person, came home and started Tweet-braying shit like “when you know, you know” and “you’re the exception to my rule” as you told your friends you’d “found a boyfriend.” This after Facebook messaging for three years? What, you thought that was the foundation of a lasting and promising relationship?
1. Stop obsessing over having a boyfriend and pushing men into that role whether they’re into you or not. Remember the tattoo on your wrist, for the love of fuck? Liz from Long Island University — LET IT UNFOLD!
2. Stop Tweeting that shit in the initial stages of your acquaintance. It scares the shit out of them.
3. Now out him. Go on, out him. Tell the world who he is. You have a large crowd of haters! Don’t underestimate us! We can hate on him too!
By the way, Jackles, kudos for one thing: for actually being honest after all your “my man” TK braying instead of just pretending you suddenly didn’t like him anyway and he just “faded away,” your lie about Harvard Harley, who fled, frightened, in the face of all your lunacy. But next time, smarten up re: the “I WANT A BOYFRIEND AND IT WILL BE HIM WHETHER HE’S INTO IT OR NOT AND I WILL TWEET THE HELL OUT OF THAT SHIT TO SHOW MY HATERS I AM HOT AND DESIRABLE AND I AM NOT CRAZY AND EVERY MAN WANTS TO BE MY BOYFRIEND.” Just stop.