So Julia “Boner Killer” Baugher may or may not have a fake boyfriend. Conspiracy theories abound and whatnot, and, frankly I really don’t care. We need to talk things that are much more important, like the fact that Jordan likes Conor Oberst.
Yeah my black heart died a little. Sure the song is cute and all — love, lesbians, hipsters and such — but I really can’t stand Bright Eyes. Mainly, it’s the same reason I can’t stand U2 or Tori Amos. Their fans annoy the fuck out of me.
Jordan, don’t ruin the love and unicorn-worship. Go back to cooking tomatoes.