So much of this is hilarious. First off, it’s clear that she really believes she deserves this apartment, with its “romance” and walls of mirrors that would allow her to gaze at herself endlessly.
I love the line about the office nook best of all: “This would very much meet my needs.” Yes, Jackles, your NEEDS. It really does require an office to pull all-nighters Googling yourself and Tweeting about your boyfriend like a 15-year-old.
And: “It’s unfortunate it doesn’t have a washer/dryer; if it did, I’d take it in a second.” And: “This is going to be a really tough decision, really tough.”
At $4,000 a month. Riggggght.