So Julia Allison has taken the advice of an armchair lawyer and will run to daddy to ask about suing those mean people on the internet. Naturally, my pelts are shaking, so we here at RBNS have decided to retain the services of an accomplished and experienced legal professional.
Please welcome new RBNS contributor, Partypants, Attorney at LOL. And look, she’s already hard at work:
I have been retained by the intarwebs to pursue a lolsuit against The Future Mrs. Obscenely Successful Suckithaters (legal name) on behalf of RBNS. I hereby inform you that I have filed a legal tutu in the Fluffypink District Court, State of Dementia, stating that you IMMEDIATELY cease and desist being overshary and hilarious.
Our Lol Offices will be in further contact with your represention, AKA Princess Tea Party and Assoc., to begin proceedings.
We will not immediately take action, so don’t shit your legal briefs. You have 30 days to lol back at us, or we will pursue our lolsuit with all our intarnets power.
With a credible attorney like Partypants, I feel so much better. Snark away!