I had a bottle and a half of wine tonight, so here we go. . .
Megan: No, I can’t go out with him. He’s too old.
Me: Don’t say that. Checklists are a bad idea.
Megan: HA! Like you should talk, you have like 50 things on your checklist.
Me: Yeah, and New Boy violates almost all of them!
Julia, you’re a dating columnist, or at least Sony thinks so. This coy route with the boyfriend in California that you are totes in lurve with after one date really doesn’t add to your credibility. Jesus Christ, Cathy comics came across less desperate.
But if you did actually happen to land a man, a man who like tent dresses, sparkles and hooker heels, then good for you.