Julia Allison: Cheesy Whore

I promise not to harp on her food issues today, but this is too good to pass up:

Meghan Asha is a total cheese-whore, and bought 14 types of cheese, which she knows I can’t resist.  Then Megan Alagna baked two cakes AND a batch of chocolate-chip cookies.  Which she knows I can’t resist either.

I hate them.

Seriously, Julia, you need help. Learn to enjoy food; you’ll be a lot happier. Just eat the damn cookies and get over yourself already. Better yet, fry up a couple of pounds of bacon, put in a Gossip Girl DVD and eat that shit like popcorn.

Or maybe you can kick back with Russian Girl and down a bottle of this.

139 COMMENTS

  1. Well, Julia could have just snacked on that healthy fruit basket, which Meghan oh so kindly got for her: “I knew I’d need something nonfattening for those of us who are watching our waists (um, Julia). ”

    Uggghhh. The way these bitches use their food issues to guilt trip, put down and sling insults and jabs at each other is ALL KINDS OF FUCKED UP. It’s SICK.

  2. I’m so sick of hearing about how she can’t eat this, or can’t resist the mist, or oh I’m so good I only took one bite, HAY I HAD BULEEMEYA IN COLLEGE AT GEORGETOWN, I’m a vegetarian no pescatarian no wait veggie burgers have eggs in them but still healthy blah blah blah I don’t own a scale, I can’t keep food in my house, I’m a size 0

    Julia, please go try to kiss an express subway and shut the fuck up about your food issues. It’s so god damned BORING. You are never ever ever going to get a guy with this crap, what basically amounts to a neverending stream of “DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS”. God sakes bitch. Shut up.

  3. I think she has (yet another) real, untreated problem. Anyone who can eat 10-12 cupcakes in one sitting (her claim) and cannot control herself at a buffet has a problem. Unlike her NPD, it is easily treatable if she’s willing to work at it.

    Big if, I know.

  4. Also – can you just picture the sheer amount of retardedness that went into staging this photo/blog post? “OK, someone come take my picture ummmkay?? I am going to stand over here with my buffet tablecloth dress on, with the good side of my face showing and my body in a profile pose, and I am going to put this piece of cheese here up to my mouth and pretend to eat it but not really eat it, and then I am going to talk about how gooood, I mean, BAD I am at depriving myself of goodies. Maybe I’ll say that I only took one bite! Yeah! Because aren’t food issues, like, sooo cute and what everyone relates to? Right? Right??? Ha ha ha, my friends just know every weakness. Tee hee, aren’t we cute?! Chocolate! Blergh!! Ack!!”

    She is Cathy.

    • And the whole coy “I’m a naughty girl” look on her face, just like those shots on Gawker when she was eating her mother’s brownies.

      Someone should have planted her pelt-head right into the fruit bouquet when she was posing for that shot, and then should have done it to the photographer as well.

      • Not to mention that she set down her wine glass (the one next to the wine she wasn’t drinking) so that she could pose rubbing a hunk of cheese on the outer layer of her various lipglosses.

        Wonder what was in that wine glass? She certainly had a funny (blotto) look on her face when she was clutching it in this photo where she’s sitting next to Krystal: http://julia.nonsociety.com/lifecast/161112970-0-0

  5. Actually, who are these other people in those photos identified as the Nonsociety CEO and an NS investor? Do they really think NS is a legitimate business?! It’s one thing for JA to be deluded, or to fool herself, but anyone else orbiting that black hole of a business plan has no excuses.

    • It’s little girls playing dress up. “I’ll be the ‘founder’ and you can be the CEO of our pretend company! I’ll even make some business cards on our computer and print them out! Tee hee hee!”

  6. Also, eat the cheese or don’t eat the fucking cheese. But don’t waste a perfectly good piece of cheese so that you can play the coy, ‘just a nibble’ girl in a picture. God you are That Person now Jill, the one who takes one bite of a thing and tosses it, protesting loud enough for the whole room to hear that you SIMPLY CAHN’T DAHLING! Not another bite! So you waste food when there are starving kids in Cambodia.

    I HATE YOU.

  7. There is a picture on Meghan’s blog of all of the people that showed up for this soiree- it was less than ten women.

    How did this take two weeks to plan? It takes a whole afternoon to call up some people and invite them over, go to the store and buy some food (fruit too!), and lay it out. LAME LAME LAME party.

    Julia’s doing the lame pretty princess pose- as if sitting on a throne with her ladies in waiting. http://meghan.nonsociety.com/lifecast/161367274-0-3 This is Meghan’s party- bish, pleaze. Stop trying to act like you have a birthright to be the center of attention. I cannot believe you brought your pet-cessory to a soiree. That’s so tacky- what if someone was allergic or didn’t want your dog shedding on them!? So unprofessional.

      • PartyPants,

        As CEO of our new business, I hope you will keep in mind that “Having a network of support is so important in order to grow your business.”

        That Meghan Asha is a wealth of helpful info, ain’t she?

      • She does this all the time. She is the queen of the mixed metaphor and the misheard aphorism. Yet she could care less to ask someone. In this case, ‘ban’ even sounds so wrong yet she deigns to even think about it. It drives me nuts when people do this. It’s mind bottling.

    • so: 12 people. Four of whom (Meg, JA, the other meg and Krystal) all currently “work” for NS. And two others (the former intern and her buddy) used to.

      (Plus, how’d you like to go to a business after hours event and have the hostess be busy posing for pictures – with you as the backdrop)

      That’s kind of ingenius. I think I’ll line up money and have a sponsored conversation with me and my buddies next time there’s a really good fight on tv.

    • I hadn’t been to Meghan’s lifecast in ages. Oh honey. Your sister does not know how to dress you and your captions do not seem to have come from a sentient being.

      The only thing I laughed at was the picture of the dogs in curlers (because I’m 85). Which she probably stole from somewhere.

    • it took two weeks to plan because they didn’t pay for any of that food. they had to convince companies to give them free shit. shilling ain’t easy.

  8. True story: I bought that exact same dress at Bloomingdales’s as a present for my 14 year old niece for her middle school graduation party last may. I showed her this picture and her exact words were:

    “why is that cougar lady wearing a teenager dress??? eeeewww.”

  9. I want to see if Meghan will invite me to one of her “events” hosted at her apartment.

    I’m sure I’m wrong, (yea okay) but where’s the presentation decks, the promotional literature, the Q&A sessions? All I see in these pictures is a dog surrounded by some chicks getting loaded and eating cheese. Take away the dog, and that’s an all chick porn scene waiting to happen.

  10. Middle school graduation party! So that’s what Jackles Allison PonyPrincess is fantasy-dressing for. Gotta be it.

  11. It’s rather pathetic that such an amateur spread and event took 2 weeks. I could put together that table, have it look better, and present it in under and 1.5 AND that include shopping at the market. I also love cheese—but putting a gazillion wedges of cheese and scattering them about a table is sloppy.

    Party Pants and I could get platters at the Dollar Tree and it would like nicer.

  12. Too bad talking about not eating doesn’t make you thin! Try putting down the 4 AM cupcakes and eating 3 balanced meals Chubby Checkers.

      • Yes, it is. So not only does she buy cheaply made clothes from the juniors department and wear them to death, but she also has to finagle them to do “two looks for one price” double duty. And doesn’t that dress just look oh so KLASSY with the fake YSLs? All she needs to add to that outfit is FRESHWATER PEARLS.

  13. Now she’s Tweeting about needing a MAID. A MAID???

    Does she mean hiring a cleaning service? She really does live in a Disney fantasy world, doesn’t she?

      • You know what’s some gooood exercise? Cleaning your shoebox hovel, you nasty yuck person. Buy a swiffer and some pledge wipes and get to work, you’ll save money, your house won’t smell like one of those places the APL removes 93 cats from, and you’ll burn calories.

    • The maid thing is really stupid, and again…it’s either do it or don’t. Not TEE HEE I WANT A MAID HAHA, then never mention the maid again. Just enough to make people think she can afford a maid.

      Also, HUGE pet peeve of mine is when people use OCD to describe the fact that they like to be clean or organized. OCD does not mean cleanliness or order or some twee reference to being sooooo anal tee hee hee. It is a serious disorder that causes some people to be unable to leave their house. OCD is “I have to touch that lightbulb in the bathroom 47 times to make sure it’s cold after I turn it off” not “I clean my toilet once a week”. UGH.

      • Amen, NTL.

        While we are discussing pet-peeves, I cannot stand the use of “_____ whore”. It’s always misused.

        So, Meghan is a cheese whore, you say. Really? She will put out for cheese? Didn’t you say that she went out and got 14 cheeses? How many times did she have to blow the guys at the Whole Foods cheese counter for that many cheeses?

        It is derived from the term “coke whore” which means exactly what it states: will whore FOR coke.

        Sounding cool or bad ass. You’re doing it wrong.

      • Yeah let’s talk about that.

        I HAVE to use gas pumps and checkout queues with odd numbers. ONLY. I can’t even force myself to go to register 8 when there’s no line, I’ll stand in lane 9 for 15 minutes.

        I HAVE to put my right shoe on first.

        I HAVE to move the coffee table three times away and towards me when I sit down.

        Hey Julia, tell me again about your flaming OCD!

      • To Juliaspublicist:

        I have NO problem with the way you called Julia a “cheesy whore”.

        That usage was spot on.

      • While I’m glad she got rid of the term “anal,” I agree that substituting “OCD” is a poor choice. Therefore, I suggest “clean freak” or “neat freak.” Either way, make sure you get the “freak” part in there — full disclosure and all that, Jankles.

    • Oh my god she is such a fat lazy fuck. She can’t clean a 14 x 14 studio by herself? In the 20 free hours she has in her day? Really? REALLY? IS SHE RETARDED??? MENTALLY DISABLED??

      What a fucktard.

      • She could clean the whole place with a wet-nap. What the hell does she need a maid for? Maybe she meant to say, “I need a maid costume.” That, I would believe.

    • i totally agree. there’re some uptight, conservative, uber rich families in manhattan who do in fact have maids, but laid back, cool people don’t. housekeepers, personal assistants maybe. but not maids.

    • Yeah, I have a woman who comes to my house once every week or so to do a DEEP clean because my bf and I work long days. I call her my friend, but if I had to put a label on her, she’d be my cleaning assistant. FUCKING MAID?

      • Exactly. Most people hire housekeepers because they both work long days, have children, busy lives, etc. This lazy fuck has nothing but free time.. and she can’t even clean up her tiny closet of an apartment??? UGH. She is a disgusting pig.

        I guess she wants a “maid” complete with the Disney-fied black and white uniform because the singing mice and birds that usually clean her apartment were busy?

      • I have a cleaning service come once a month to do the deep clean because i work long days and then go to grad school part time at night. whatever free time i have is usually spent doing homework, sleeping or working out. Before I started grad school though, I was cleaning this condo by myself.

    • She must be too busy doing fauxga, making kissy faces and greasing her pelts to actually clean that shoebox of an apartment.

      Should she actually get a housekeeper, I pity the poor soul who gets that job. Gross. The thought of dusting off JA’s tutu collection gives me the creeps.

      • I shudder to think of the damage her unhousetrained dog has done to that place. Can you imagine the smell?

      • I’m sure the stench of dog shit, stale cupcake frosting and desperation is truly intoxicating.

        brb, throwing up.

  14. For someone who likes self help books, she needs to go pick up Bethenny’s skinny girl book (whatever it’s called). It’s full of semi-sound advice for girls that are a little bit neurotic about food but still want to eat and socialize and Bethenny has the body to back it up. Proof is in the (vegan, agave-sweetened) pudding on that one.

    The whole food issue just highlights how lame Julia is. She is in one of the best cities in the world for dining and yet she prefers Houston’s and when she does go to nice places she denies herself dessert etc. Sad 🙁 Don’t get me wrong, I love some low-end food. I just say.

  15. You know your party is the height of class and style when the buffet table features an Edible Arrangement. New York is SOOOO glamorous.

  16. I love how she wears the push up bra to a meeting of women. No one is looking at your tata’s, sweet tits.

    Seriously, she has to wear 5 inch heels and a push up bra to an event for women? Insecure much

    • Take a look at what she wore to the cooking lesson for TMI. A white dress to cook in? Completely inappropriate, and stupid, but the deep plunging neckline is even more ridiculous. No doubt diced onions and chopped nuts rained down once she got home and took it off.

      Though maybe she didn’t participate in any of the prep. She probably couldn’t quarter an apple on her own.

  17. Non Society Business Code words 101:

    Business Partner=No pay, no stock, just hope that JA hits it big

    CEO= You will be asked ot help but than JA will refuse the help and yell

    Monster=Lilly gets that tag after shitting on your carpet..Hence she has shit at least once on Megan’s carpet and Mary’s carpet..

  18. wow, megan alagna is oompaloompa orange, and julia gave HER the bike she picked out in LA (for free). mmkay.

    • And everything is ALL about Julia. “Here is Meghan with the dress IIIIII gave her and also IIIIIIIIII gave her a bike.” Why not “Here is Meghan, she looked so pretty tonight!” Will (snap) never (snap) happen. It’s either the label (ineffable, gorgeous, stunning, incomparable) as a way of putting everyone in a box, or she finds a way of making the subject of the picture about HER HER HER.

      I am so fed up with narcicists.

      • It is clear that her “friends” and “partners” are nothing without the blessings or gifts bestowed upon them by her highness the princess of bloat and botox.

      • OH GOD that handstand picture needs its own post. So many jokes in there…

        And yes, it is extremely tacky and rude to turn every event – birthday presents, food that people bring to parties, etc. – into a ME ME ME ME ME ME fest. Hey Checkers Cheese Double Cheese Burger, if you didn’t want to eat what the party hosts so graciously baked / procured for free, why didn’t you BRING YOUR OWN DAMN CONTRIBUTION??

        I am really starting to think she’s taking notes from Arthur Kade in parody-level obnoxiousness.

      • It’s all textbook narcicism…trust. I deal with one in my real life and not one thing can be about anything but them. It’s not “this is a good restaurant” it’s “this is my favorite restaurant”. And the worst part is, like Julia, even when something is OMITTED it is about them. “I went to MY favorite restaurant and they didn’t have MY favorite thing and it ruined the experience”. And then they pout and ruin it for everyone. No regard for the human company or the fact that the restaurant may not actually specifically cater to them. It’s fucking EXHAUSTING to deal with in real life, even after identifying the behavior. So you see, Megan baking was not so much about pleasing the other guests as it was about tempting Julia. DUH.

  19. OT: But where is that review of the SmartCar that Julia promised? I guess add that to the list of things that she has not followed through on.

    • She did review it. She said t was so small they couldn’t tow it, they had to lift it onto a flatbed truck.

      That’s an A-game review right there.

    • She’s mad at the car for getting a ticket. Like she was mad at the ex for having a sleep disorder. This chick is enraged.

  20. Few things piss me off as much as the “tee hee! i am so bad! i’m pretending to eat food!!” face. It’s goddamn fruit and cheese, not bacon wrapped cupcakes, for fuck’s sake. Just eat it. Or don’t. But whatever you do, shut the hell up about it.

    Her obviously disordered eating habits bum me out.

    • That picture reminds me of this:

      http://julia.nonsociety.com/lifecast/106004316-0-0

      “Tee hee hee! We bum rushed the dessert table but I only had one bite! I am such a good little pro ana!”

      Hey Julia – cry all day about how you used to be bulimic in college (maybe still are?) but unless you recognize your problem and go and get help for it, then SHUT THE FUCK UP. The internet is not your therapist.

      • Honestly, I hate when people promote sick, ridiculous attitudes towards food. Eating a cupcake doesn’t make you “bad”, or “devious”. Similarly, not eating doesn’t mean you’re “being good”.

        I don’t think JA is anyone’s role model (or so I hope), but her idiotic faces and captions perpetuate a mindset that drives me up the wall. Food is just food. Associating food with “sin”, “guilty pleasure”, “being a bad girl” pisses me off so bad.

      • Agree. That’s what enrages me most about their entire venture. Their blogs and web show are obviously aimed at college-age/young adult women and they perpetuate the most extremely skewed ideas, rules and attitudes about EVERYTHING: food, dating, men, health, fitness, consumerism, etc. It’s disturbing to the extreme that they actually believe their opinions and advice are valuable and relevant to other young women.

        They are disgusting.

      • “Teehee! I’m proud to say I don’t care about wasting food that may have taken someone a lot of work to prepare!”

    • People with eating disorders are rarely exhibitionistic about it, the way Jankles is. There’s another kind of illness going on here.

      • I think for Julia, her (real? fake? exaggerated?) bulimia is a ploy for attention and sympathy.

        Which begs the question: Where are her parents and why don’t they seem to be able to help her? From the outside, it just seems like they continue to ignore and enable her. See her recent tweets:

        “Well, @wboswell, my relationship with my Mom wasn’t always this good, though. High school was ROUGH. But now, I can’t imagine anyone better.
        28 minutes ago from web

        Just finished a 90 minute long conversation with my Momsers … I’m so lucky to have a Mom who is also a kindred spirit.
        41 minutes ago from web”

      • She once suggested her parents didn’t really believe she had an eating disorder and would bring her chocolate. I don’t know, but this made me howl. Because they know her better than we do, and they were probably totally onto her.

        My theory on the eating disorder — and ONLY in her case, mind you — is that it’s connected to her laziness and lack of work ethic and lack of impulse control/discipline. Way easier to make yourself barf than to show some restraint and/or go to the fucking gym.

      • If I ever publicly criticized my mother or my relationship with my mother in public, my mother would probably stop speaking to me.

        With all of her stunts, Julia perpetually seems like a little girl acting out to get attention. I was reading up on Narcissistic Personality Disorder recently, and I was surprised to learn that there is a theory that narcissism is perhaps a response to perceived inattentive and disinterested parents. Obviously these types of things have to be taken with a grain of salt, but I had always assumed Julia was the product of a spoiled, overindulgent childhood. Now I think it does make more sense that in Julia’s mind, she’s never really been impressive enough. It explains the name-dropping, social-climbing, exhibitionism, etc. Julia is such a frustrating psychopath that I don’t think the blame falls on her parents, but I think as a narrative it is illuminating anyway.

  21. Dearest Foolia:

    Awesome food show!
    But if you’re such an altruistic vegematarian, why make a clearly meat-infested meal? And why take a fake, posed picture of yourself like you’re just about to eat it?

    psst Jules….Vegetarianism: You’re doing it wrong.

    And now you need people to stand by you? Ever so poignantly soundtracked for our listening pleasure? Are you ok???

    OF COURSE YOU’RE OK! You just like posting things that IMPLY you’re in some kind of distress. So that people will pay attention to you. Because you are a monumental pity whore. And you trot out your eating disorders, heartbreaks, bullshit and vegetarianism like fashion accessories to humanize your personal crap show.

    You are an amalgamation of other people’s ideas sheathed in a blanket of pink floss. All shit – no substance.

    ps – Bill Tseng totes loves you and is so sad he can’t have a name as awesomely clever as ‘code name TK.’ As are we all.

    • Oh SNAP. So that makes TWO failed attempts at being on a reality show? (if all those “meetings” at MTV were indeed about this show).

      Julia, you need to find another line of work. Or, any line of work. Reality Show Reject is not a legitimate job title, nor is “founder of Nonsociety.”

      • Her reality show would be just what America needs right now. It would be so different than any other reality show ever made. Any other art, for that matter. All other art would see JA’s reality show and they wouldn’t know whether to shit themselves or go blind.

        Julia Allison’s reality show woould be totally like Schindler’s List, but better, because Schindler’s List didn’t have cool technology reviews or fashion. And Julia’s show would!

        So suck on that MTV

    • Don’t give up Julia! There’s room on tv for more than one reality show about self-centered Manhattan chick-bloggers! Just look at the dancing shows! There’s like 9 of them now.

      Maybe you just need to pay some dues. Your reality show would be super awesome and everybody effing knows it: like The Wire, West Wing, and Seinfeld all rolled into one. It’s be like Shakespeare for the hand-held cam generation! Or Something!

      But even Mickey Mantle played in the minors. And that guy Brad, who played Josh on the West Wing was in one of the Revenge of the Nerds movies. Think about it.

      So start small. Brett Michaels’ show Rock of Love could be a really good start. You wold dominate that show. Or maybe A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila. That’d be edgy! And you’re a huge “advocate” for gay marriage! I think!

      • flatface, I love you. Can we “shop around” a reality show to “the networks” where we can all compete for your love and attention? There can be all sorts of competitions, like who can successfully pose in 3/4 profile in the most pictures, who can guzzle the most Franzia (hellooo sponsor!!), who can do the most reps bench pressing Julia dressed in spandex, etc. It will be awesome. Almost… paradigm shifting.

      • what should we call it?

        What if we just called it Saving Private Ryan? Then people would tune in (alot of people love that movie!). Sure, yeah, at first they’d be disappointed: because it’s not THAT Saving Private Ryan.

        But when they see how crazy-good it is, they’ll stay.

      • Countdown to when Julia declares reality TV “over,” just like she declared Carrie Bradshaw “over” when she got fired from all of her dating columnist gigs.

      • Didn’t she just bitch about the Giuliana and Bill one and why would anyone want to see a reality show about them?

    • omigod. her voice is even more annoying than julias!!!

      also i secretly hope that this is the project that JA was talking about and that she learned that she didn’t get the “part” by reading it in the trades. or, better yet, by reading it here.

    • Replying to myself here, actually.

      I imagine showing this photo to my grandkids one day, the same way my grandmother showed me pictures of what people her age looked like during the Great Depression.

      Instead of “Grandma, why was everyone so poor back then,” it’ll be “Grandma, why was everyone so ORANGE?”

      • I think this is Julia’s new slimming trick – layer upon layer of bronzer to give the illusion of thinner legs. Mmm, roasted chicken.
        Seriously though, the tandoori tan look is somewhat over.

  22. Meghan was planning that “spread” for TWO WEEKS and that’s the best tablescaping she could do? There wasn’t even a pretty runner or a festive tablecloth under all that cheese. The napkins and plates are just plunked down on one end, jumpin’ jehosophat, at least fan those fuckers out! I’m a goddamn redneck, but when I invite my friends’ checkbooks over for a “party,” I still manage to fill up several vases with lovely flowers and set them around the room, along with pretty candles everywhere.

    • Cut her some slack. It takes a lot of time to call around and hustle all that free wine and fruit. Sure, you could just go to your corner market and get some nice flowers and napkins, but that would require actually PURCHASING items yourself, and isn’t scraping the bottom of the barrel for klassy freebies like edible arrangements so much more rewarding?

      • Shoot, don’t you Big City folks got any churches (they doors are usually unlocked — the Catholic ones have the best candles) or cemeteries (some of those flowers come in their own vases!)?

  23. Ummm … it appears that there is veggies on the edge of the table, Julia. It’s not like you were at some party, with only triple creme cheese & cupcakes available.

    It’s more like you can’t seem to control yourself around food, and want some sort of fucked up validation from your Scary Sadshaw followers about how they, also, can’t control themselves around food that their skinnier, prettier friends bring to parties. This does not make you sympathetic … just pathetic.

    • She could have also eaten the fruit, which her fellow eating disordered friend Meghan so helpfully and thoughtfully got for her: ” I knew I’d need something nonfattening for those of us who are watching our waists (um, Julia).”

      God, they are so fucked up.

      • They probably weren’t allowed to eat the Edible Arrangement ™ because Julia wants to give it to Jordache Jeans as a housewarming gift.

  24. What the hell does she do to her cheeks? is that vaseline and contour powder?

    That looks like the skirt I saw her in except it seemed shorter. Maybe when she wears it as a skirt, she folds that black band over or something. I just watched that video one post back…Mary seems like the odd man out, but the whole Megan saying “I haven’t seen him, but….” after being asked by Jaba if HH was real, seemed pretty genuine even though she was making a joke.

    • This is NOT an exaggeration: she puts bronzer, cheek stain, and LIP GLOSS on her cheeks (for special occasions, she ALSO puts on blusher with that mess). The lip gloss is supposed to make them look dewy or something. She just looks greasy.

  25. I just noticed that JFA had started using “OCD” instead of “Anal-Retentive”on Twitter….

    Cause don’t forget she never reads here, except for when she reads here.

    God, she’s pathetic.

    • Well knock me down and give me a New York thank you. I actually appreciate something Julia Allison did — never thought I’d see the day.

  26. I totally get MTV’s decision to go with that chick. She’s cute, if obnoxious, and doesn’t come off as a neurotic, bloated, aging mess. Plus, I’m sure MTV did their research and noticed a staggering level of public disdain for JA.

    I once had to deal with a narcissist (and psychopath). Well, a couple of times, but there was one woman who was very much like Julia. She was exceptionally talented at crafting and managing her public image, but she was ruthless and Machiavellian behind closed doors, quick to destroy careers if she thought she’d benefit. Someone said, “Well, the good thing is that people like that always hamstring themselves in the end. Just give it time.” And she did. And her own career was destroyed by her own doing.

    I feel that way about Julia. There was a time when Julia did come across (to me) as a vaguely endearing individual, if not my cup of tea. I think it was sometime before the Lodwick debacle. But since then, she’s hamstrung herself again and again, she’s lost control of her own image and struggled all the harder to piece it back together, and the more she tries to look sweet and endearing, the more manipulative and hideous she appears. It’s like watching a deteriorating stage set. She’s come apart.

  27. I really expected that Edible Arrangement to be quite large by the way Megan was complaining about having to find room for it in the fridge.

    • Stay tuned for a very special TMIweakly on party planning! Meghan will demonstrate her expertise by creating the ultimate elegant buffet. Julia will share tips on how to dress appropriately for a sophisticated-yet-girly get-together. Mary will wisely not be joining us for this episode.

      • They DID do a TMI on party planning! It was totally lame and focused entirely on trying to fancy instead of just having fun. It’s very obvious they have no friends and rarely are in genuine social settings that don’t involve some kind of soul sucking networking or social media event.

    • Anyone remember when Mary was living in NYC – she would have people over for dinner, blog about her nice table arrangements (and of course, in typical MR fashion, lament the lack of the family china), come up with food ideas that didn’t involve cutting up a few blocks of cheese …

      (sigh) I guess you can’t shill for class.

  28. I do wonder if any of these ladies would hang out together without social media brokering the friendship so to speak.
    They don’t seem to like each other very much.

  29. Also, I noticed in one of the photos posted on NonSchilling, I forget her name…Sarah Lacey? She is wearing a yellow something over her black dress. What is it? A lemon curtain?

  30. Actually, in reference to the dress/skirt, Aqua actually has that “print” in a skirt as well, with a black band around the waist, meaning that she owns two pieces, the dress AND the skirt.

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