Julia Allison: Artist, Bitch, Whore

Got an hour? If so, you must listen to Julia Allison’s appearance on Mark Zito’s College Radio on Sirius. I know as Julia’s publicist, I should offer an insightful critique on her encounters with the media, but I have other clients, so you are gonna have to listen yourself:

http://www.sendspace.com/file/m53is5

Some quick notes, though:

  • Right after a blind date she goes on NATIONAL RADIO and spills that it didn’t go that well and that she was over the date from the get-go. She also admits, as she did on Twitter, that she slutted it up with her second blind date of the evening on every street corner on her way to Sirius.
  • She repeatedly calls herself an artist. It must have been that eye-opening visit to MOMA.
  • Apparently, Julia is getting some serious deep-dicking that involves costumes (!) with some dude that she’s known for a while.  (SIDENOTE: Julia is the most pedestrian fetishist ever.) Any guesses on who he is? He recently broke up with someone, and he and Julia’s “relationship” has been going on for two months.
  • She was called  “some silly blogger-nothing” by some dude named Rich Davis of Covino and Rich (yeah, I don’t know). She replies that she has a “talkshow on NBC.” He also called her a “name-dropper,” and it was awesome.
  • She gets called out by Layla, Covino’s girlfriend, because Julia called Covino and Rich “douchebags.” Julia almost walks out of the interview when her microphone is cut off by Mark Zito, who is CLEARLY scared for his job. Apparently, Mark Zito is an INTERN for Covino and Rich. But god bless Layla. She’ll cut a bitch, and she called Julia OUT.
  • The hosts of the Mark Zito show called Julia a “bitch” (multiple times!) It was implied that she was escorted out of the building.

It’s a time investment. If you can only listen to a portion of it, I suggest the last fifteen minutes or so.

Finally a lesson in sugarcoating from Nonsensical.com:

With Rich & Covino (from Maxim’s Covino & Rich show, on Sirius) at the Superbowl in Feb 2007.  I knew them socially and was a guest on their show a few times several years back (we were also repped by the same agent at William Morris until I switched to ICM).

In any case, Mark Zito & I got into a huge row about whether Covino & Rich were douchebags or not.  I contended that they had quite the wandering eye(s), which I found obnoxious, and Zito maintained they were gods, etc etc.

Twist! Covino’s girlfriend Layla called in to defend her man’s honor, saying that the former frat boys had evolved.  I amended my statement to take into account the fact that I haven’t spoken with these guys since 2007.

Conclusion?  We’re all going out to dinner next week.

Awww.

164 COMMENTS

  1. This is worth listening to for a long as you can tolerate ( I tapped out at 10 minutes) just to really get a sense of how vile Julia Allison is.
    Julia is really really crass.
    She brags about her casual sex partner of the last 2 months:
    “I have a booty call, I’m having sexual relations with someone I’m not dating”
    Says that Blind Date Number 1 was “a big fat waste of my time”
    States that “No self respecting woman anywhere pays for her first date”

    Repeatedly whines the following phrases in a truly deeply unattractive/moronic tone: “You just don’t understand…” and “hells to the no” and “here’s the thing”???

    Yuck, vulgar, tasteless, brash, zero appeal, zero taste, cursing all over the place. She has no redeeming features in my eyes. This is Julia Allison appealing to the lowest common denominator i.e. titillation and sleaze and crass. Sorry but this really makes me want to barf.

    • I cannot stress how people must listen to the end. She finally gets publicly called out and has nothing to say for herself. She keeps on calling Mark Zito’s bosses “douchebags,” after he repeatedly asked her earlier in the show to drop it and again when she continued to bring it up.

      She has no professionalism whatsoever. She had her ass handed to her.

      • Ok, I managed to swallow my bile and listen to the end. Wowzers. They hate her. At 55 minutes into it:
        The host says “I used to like [Julia] and they used to tell me she’s a bitch off the air but I’m fucking angry at her right now, coming in my studio ”
        and
        “Julia Allison just came in the studio and was like Fuck Covino and Rich”
        That Layla chick really put Julia in her place, calls her “some random woman”…
        I don’t think it’s a stunt at all, they were all chummy and in awe of her at the start, by the end not so. One host talked about having her murdered. Lots o anger in that studio, all targeted at Julia Allison.

  2. I refuse to listen to or watch anything Julia “I’m a fraction of whatever is in style” Allison is braying in. I can’t stand her voice, and I can’t stand watching her.

  3. If I were Daniel Radcliffe I’d be hiring some private security guards right now.

    We need a sweepstake on how long it’ll take Julia to become Layla’s hanger-on. Layla seems to basically have Julia’s dream career/life only she doesn’t appear to have called anybody any names to get where she has.

    The whole show was fascinating though. Julia’s constant need for the female co-host to confirm that everything she says about relationships is correct, her inability to make jokes that land well, her absolute lack of ability to just shut up about things that should clearly remain private, all of it paints the picture of somebody so out of touch with the rest of, well, society.

    I have a question for the New Yorkers though, because I live in the UK and I’ve never been to New York. Is Julia’s “I live in New York…I moved to New York 5 years ago…and in New York we do this…and in New York we don’t do this…and the thing about New Yorkers is…” patter a real indication of the people in the city? It’s just that Julia’s constant mention of the city really gets to me.

    • The whole “New York! New York! New York!” thing is something that runs rampant among the Scary Sadshaws of the city – the girls who emulate Carrie Bradshaw and company, and think that their lives are oh-so-fabulous for going out to dinner, and dates, and drinks. Newsflash: people in the middle of Iowa can go out to dinner and dates and drinks. Just because you happen to pay a lot for your rent doesn’t make you awesome by association.

      Scary Sadshaws be in their twenty-somethings, usually flock to NYC from the midwest (no offense to those RBNS who hail from the midwest, it’s just a factor I noticed), profess a love for shoes, will hobble around on the sidewalks while adamantly refusing to take the subway, and will refer to themselves as “happily single” because NYC is “their boyfriend.” Since Julia Allison is the effective ringleader of the Scary Sadshaws, it’s not surprising she prefaces every statement with “Well, I live in New York, and I do this…”

      It bears to mention that if Julia Allison says, “New Yorkers do this”, most New Yorkers probably DON’T do that. The way she brayed about how she ran into a Latina drag queen last night was amusing to me … Julia has managed to shut herself out to every piece of diversity within New York City, and retains this sort of white-washed “Friends” / “Sex and the City” version of New York.

    • Good grief, NO! There is nothing remotely New York about this stupid, crazy bitch.

      She could live here for 20 years, and there will still be nothing remotely New York about her and her fat, suburban ass.

      In her warped little world, NY=SATC.

    • Most of us are too busy to beat our chests about the city. And, it’s a cliche, but everyoe’s NYC is different. You get into your own little work/fun scene and see the city through that lens. Years after I got here, I’m still blown away sometimes when I run into a new scene. Like, I just caught on to the weird, tattooed girl, bicycle riding “bike gang” thing here the other day.

  4. I think this whole thing is some kind of weird publicity stunt. How many times have you gone on the radio and repeatedly called someone a douchebag and then agreed to go to dinner with them afterward? It’s worrisome. I just can’t figure out what she gets out of going on the radio at 3am.

  5. “I’m an artist”? Should have known that would be her next move to explain her notoriety.

  6. Is she fucking crazy? Who talks about their casual sex habits on air after repeatedly braying about not doing anyone until the “11th date”? She can’t even stick to her own schtick.

    • It’s like how, in her dating/sex columnist days, she would continually mention her sexual prowess, and how she had to get drunk before dates. No more of that! Now it’s all about finding a nice rich guy to marry her and she seems to think rich guys want to marry Gloria Upson or something. Don’t drink, wear fluffy debutante whore outfits, omg men like long hair and perfect mani/pedis, high heels at all times.

      Of course now she’s trying to be a hipster, so she’s trying to rock the sailor mouth, jeans, funky hair, bitchiness.

      Julia, just be yourself. If you even know who that is.

      • she can’t PP, because she literally does not know who she is. too entrenched in a character to drop it and too frightened to figure out what/who she is at her core outside of it all. it must be seriously scary NOT to know who you are. it’s like she has no barometer for normalcy whatsoever, so she has to ape characteristics of other people JUST to exist.

      • How does someone make it to almost 30 and not know who they are? Even if who you are is a suck life failure, at least you have something real to work off of. EMULATE ME, JULIA.

  7. My God. I am listening to it now.

    “I don’t like to put on makeup.”

    “I am a performance artist.”

    “I am having sexual relations with someone I’m not dating — this is a first for me.”

    “Hells to the no!!” How many times does she say that???????????!?!?!??!?!

  8. “My booty call is UN-believable… it’s AMAZING!”

    Blowjobs: “I don’t do that much either.” (After four or five dates).

    “They’re douchebags who think they’re clever and they think that they’re smart and they’re just banging a bunch of stupid chicks.” Covino and Rich.

  9. The world now knows that the poor Jewish date wanted his neck kissed and she felt it “was almost into the uncomfortable zone.”

    • I was talking to a guy the other night about her tweet re: two blind dates in a row tonight because I like to streamline my torture. He said if he read that spending time with him would be such torture, he would stand the bitch up.

      This is why she can’t get dates, or have relationships anymore.

      • Doubling up on dates is just rude and disrespectful. We’ve all had atrocious dates, but when she doubles-up like that, which this isn’t the first time she has done so, she is already setting it up that she is not going to give any of her dates a chance.

        No wonder she is single. She doesn’t give anyone and opportunity for her to get to know them.

      • My tits can fall out of my top, but your neck? I just can’t go there. Aww, your balls are the prettiest shade of blue!!

    • Seriously, I don’t get that. Who doesn’t like getting their neck kissed. Her problem with it was obviously was that she had to put some effort on her part and that it wasn’t all about pleasing her.

      She really came across as selfish sexually in the interview. All that crap about mental foreplay and implying that sex with her is a reward that you can only win after jumping through weeks and months of bullshit hurdles.

  10. Layla was right on the money when she said she’d been rejected. You don’t go on and on obnoxiously about people whose impressions you got THREE YEARS ago. Then they’re “douchebags” for their wandering eyes… meaning they denied her the validation she seeks all the time and the fact that they found other women in the vicinity more attractive than her was a major ego downer. The kicker is the “relationship expert” who finds making out on a first date shocking, who maintains she makes guys wait for sex or any kind of action then says she has a steady booty call, trying to defend herself (and failing) against a woman who has involved with one of the objects of her scrutiny FOR 3 YEARS, and I believe they said the other one has a child of his own. So pathetic. Not only that, kind of stupid/rude of her to be railing against Zito’s bosses.. ummm.. you’re only even on the show because Zito wanted you there and they ended up allowing it. Zito doesn’t have to worry about losing his job, this expose set her up to look like a total moron. He got the controversy that offtimes MAKES a radio show and let her embarrass herself to boot. Win.

    • Holy sh*t, Layla is GORGEOUS. That she’s also ballsy and smart (plus probably has a career Jules would DIE for) means we can expect photos taken at this dinner (if it happens), captioned “the BEAUTIFUL, INEFFABLE, INDEFATIGABLE, INTELLIGENT LAYLA”. It was actually really funny to see her confronted by a strong woman and suddenly start complimenting her accent and trying to butter her up while she sat there and took it. Layla was having none of it, but was kind enough to extend an invite. It’s a nice way for Julia to eat crow and oh.. wait for it.. SHE’LL HAVE TO ADMIT SHE WAS WRONG! Oooh please let this dinner happen.
      Also? Way to lack security in yourself when you’re worried about a guy checking out other women. Come onnnn.

  11. I love how, mid-divulging details about the booty call, she says “I feel like I really shouldn’t be talking about this.” Then goes on to say how she showed up in a trenchcoat naked underneath to his apartment.

    I believe the booty call is TOTAL FICTION. This is all about wounding Harvard Harley. What about those Tweets about how men are losing out if they pressure women to have sex, about two weeks ago, that were veiled attempts to save face as HH was dumping her?

    MAKES NO SENSE.

    She’s lying.

    • She’s insinuating that the booty call is the guy she tweeted about 2 months ago—

      A friend who just broke up with he GF. Remember that? i think he does exist.

      • Ya, she was all omg about this guy calling her (on the rebound JABa), ohh this is so weird twitterverse, what should i do? (and then, on the radio thing she says she initiated it); meanwhile, this is going on the same time she’s playing HarHar for a proposal within 6 weeks and all commando parasite on his friends.
        Oh she is to vom.

    • i disagree. i think she’s talking about Kevin Rose. I mean, I don’t know, I just think. But people “in the know” are always dropping sly little hints about their relationship. And he was there when she became Jill from LIU.

  12. # Guys: never put a woman in a position where she has to choose bt her self-respect & sleeping w you. You probably won’t win. But if you do…12:25 PM Jul 5th from web
    #
    … would you really want to?12:21 PM Jul 5th from web
    #
    “And thennnnnnnnn???”12:11 PM Jul 5th from web

  13. “I’m not interested in any of your opinions of them!”

    Because only my opinions matter! I’m JULIA FUCKING ALLISON! WHAT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND???

    • I love when the host says “Oh, the irony.” It’s amazing how much she lacks in self-awareness.

  14. OH MY GOD, the end of the interview.

    She tries to suggest to Covino’s girlfriend of three years that her BF treats women like shit. As though Jackles knows him better than the girlfriend.

    • god she doesn’t know when to just shut up! Why didn’t she just drop it? Just drop it, say sorry, my impressions are from three years ago when I was in a different place, I don’t know them now. FIN

      Why can she not just climb down off her fucking “I’m Julia Allison and I know everything about life, new york, dating, sex, and everyone else’s life.” horse? Humility? Anything?

    • To Julia treating a woman like shit is:

      Not suggesting the “girl” quit her job and live off you.

      Not buying her multiple ball gown to leave on the bed each night.

      Not having fresh flowers sent to her office every. single. day.

      Not paying for all dinners, shared bills and rent.

  15. She is a fucking off the clock psycho. She cannot let anyone say anything. Ever. I can’t believe how much I hate her right now.

    This little episode will be the end of Julia Allison. Taking bets now.

  16. Let’s say you’ve just come from a blind date with a girl who you made out with a couple of times on the way home. You subsequently find out:

    1) You were not the first blind date she had that night
    2) She’s been having casual sex for 2 months prior to your relationship

    Do you:

    A) Pencil her in for a 2nd date
    B) Start checking to see if your HMO will cover oral Herpes screening tests

  17. For those of you who choose to spare your eardrums, I present the 30 second breakdown of the show.

    “I’m not a slut except when I am! Your bosses, who allowed me to be on this show, are douchebags! YES THEY ARE, you are wrong, you don’t know! Ok since you all disagree with me I am going to throw down more white flags than a Frenchman at a rap contest. Wow, I’m clearly losing this one, time to pull out the girl power bullshit! Damn, I still failed it so I’ll just poutingly declare I’m never ever coming back never ever ever!”

    The end.

  18. Julia Allison calling out Covino & Rich on Mark Zito’s radio show… It’s like listening to the B-side of a Nickelback album.

      • I’m just gonna say that these people, including Mark Zito the intern, work a hell of a lot harder than Julia Allison ever will. While they are not my cup of tea, I’m not their demographic, so it is not a big deal.

        So good for them, at least they have a sense of work ethic and integrity.

  19. At this point, all I can think about is Jackles’ family and how they probably DON’T want this public spectacle anywhere near Chicago. Poor Granny Moneypanties would swallow her dentures if she heard this tape (anybody have her address? heh.)

    • I thought the same thing, Squirrel. I would love to burn the interview on cd and send to her parents (who live not that far from me). Her double life is such a farce.

      • Oh come ON. She would just whine about how they attacked her! They were big meanie doodoo heads who ganged up on her! The guy is like SO a douche! And they’d group hug and offer her the finest silk hankie, and Papa would go look for his Antique Hunting Rifle Used By Thomas Jefferson or something, and Mummy would call Zito’s parents, and Brother Britt would offer to challenge them to a level of Wolfenstein. Lilly would roll her eyes and shit on the rug.

  20. Does he behavior suggest drug use? I can’t stand to listen to the interview, but from what I’m reading it seems like she was either high or drunk. Thoughts?

  21. Now THIS is the sort of comedy gold I was hoping for with the Loren Feldman interview.

    Bravo, Mark Zito! If I were a New Yorker, I know the only proper way to thank him would be with a blowjob. Lucky for him, I’m in Atlanta (I have a serious overbite).

  22. By the time she starts saying that these guys are obsessed with looks, my eyes started rolling so hard.

    Pot to kettle: black.

  23. According to Trainwrecks, Mary Rambin is shilling for Amway now. Oh how the mighty have fallen. (Okay, for her it was more of a lateral move from pathetic to desperate.)

      • she totally lost the argument w the girlfriend. she got called out and then back peddled like a little bitch. it was pathetic. the whole gushing over her accent bit?! that was awful. like, what a cheap way to get out of the conversation. i think she started the whole douchebag thing thinking it was going to be funny but she just completely failed.

        and kudos to the girlfriend (i can’t remember her name) for keeping it classy and telling JA like it is. someone said it earlier and i completely agree, THIS is how Loren should’ve handled his interview with her. there’s no need to be rude, just be honest with her and call her out on her shit. she’s not quick enough or smart enough to even defend herself because she’s just talking out of her ass!

      • Complimenting her “sexy accent” in an attempt to get out of it made me want to reach through my monitor and choke her. He turned her mike off and she went nuts. He should have kicked her ass out when she started that bullshit. She is INSANE.

        I AM NOT RANDOM!!!

        I HAVE A TALK SHOW ON NBC!!!

        That really says it all. Those are the suggestions that hurt her the most. That she’s a nobody and no one’s heard of her.

      • “i have a talk show on NBC!”

        what a joke. TMI is BARELY a talk show. talk shows usually involve some sort of conversation with the audience and provides VALUE. not only that, i watch NBC nonstop regularly (because I don’t have cable and the home decorating shows are kinda good) and out of the 3 weeks i’ve been watching it TMI has been on there ONCE. and in comparison to the other shows it looked like a complete amateur hour.

  24. “You have to amoritize it…”
    Uh, it’s amortize, ya fuckin rube.
    Nothing more irritating than folks who whip out the nickel words & can’t pronounce ’em.

    • I was going to write all my notes as I listen, but I can’t type fast enough. She’s heinous. I want to make her cry. Hard.

  25. I wonder how much she cries and wants to stab herself in the eyes everytime she sees what she looked like just 2 years ago? Because you know she has in no way come to terms with the change.

  26. If Julia thinks this will bolster her book proposal about a wide-eyed neophyte chased off the internet by worrisome meanies, she’s wrong. It sounds like she’s the only one who comes off looking worrisome and/or needlessly vicious.

    Now we just have to check back after lunch to see Our Lady of Manic Twittering rant about how she is SO. ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM. BLESSED.

    • Books take large amounts of time, effort and commitment to write. The only book Julia Allison Baugher will be “writing” is a picture book filled with old photos of herself.

  27. In the Hamptons with KK this weekend. Jessica Rabbit, the professional illusionist was dissected Mean Girl style. There is no costume-wearing booty call delivery guy and the blind dates were complete fabrications. Jessica Hahn/Georgette Mosbacher reincarnate has been living the celibate life for months and must spin at all costs in a vain attempt to save face/image.

    • Who is KK?

      And I totally am not buying the booty call guy. I think the original Tweets about a guy who’s just broken up with his GF and is making a move on JA was made up.

      Remember — this was RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE of the Harvard Harley debacle. She was desperately pushing for exclusivity, and trying to make him her fulltime BF. He was resisting. So what does she do? She takes to Twitter — his sister-in-law and his friends follow her — and makes up some shit that some guy is after her.

      Now that she’s been dumped, she starts Tweeting about blind dates and how she wants to be naughty and dirty. And then she goes on this talk show and claims she was fucking someone else anyway throughout their courtship. TAKE THAT, HARVARD HARLEY!!!

      Totally made up, the entire thing. She is CRAAAAAAZZZZZY.

      • I have really got to start fabricating my twitter.

        I honestly don’t understand why she would make up all these blind dates and stuff, but it’s at least more interesting than “in the pink palace eating cold chinese, watching Star Search reruns”.

      • Yup, I positively agree about her making up the hook-up/blind date stuff. Remember, if it sounds like a fourteen year old girl scorned by her first crush would do it, it’s prime for Julia.

    • PP: We are watching a truly insane person play out her insane fantasies in public. That’s why we’re so fascinated.

      We don’t understand making shit up because we are normal and sane. She is not.

    • Not that Julia isn’t a professional spin artist but Krystal isn’t what I’d call a credible source either. Reputed coke whore and social climber who latches on to people of “importance” trying to be famous herself. She’d sell anyone down the river if it meant getting her picture on Gawker of GOAG. Julia probably burned that bridge and used her for whatever conference KK attended in Mary’s place and KK thought it meant she was going to become a regular NS contributor. Not only that but KK is well known as a professional backstabber with few actual friends herself. I wouldn’t be surprised if she wasn’t someone’s tag a long guess in their Hamptons share either. KK is broke.

    • Hm… this reads to me like more of Current Gawker Employee BS. I dislike her as much as anyone, but I doubt it’s all made up. She does have discretion when she chooses, so the booty call dude may be real (the situations… doubtful).

  28. Prior to these “blind dates” (translation: inventory calls from the matchmaker) JABa twittered that “a stranger” had called her and heard she was a socialite with connections. No Julia Allison Baugher, it wasn’t a random stranger calling you out of the blue as you implied, it was a guy you were set up with from a matchmaking service. So of course your yenta did a spin to sell him on a date with you. So STFU. And your “perfect” Jewish writer is also with the dating service. I’m thinking you’re probably not his type. But nice of you to make out with him across town (and gush about it minutes later on a radio program).
    Her life is an endless snow job.

  29. what a truly vile, nasty, classless woman. how oh how does she think this helps paint her in a good light?

  30. God. DAMN. IT. I’m about a quarter of the way through the comments and am now listening to the podcast.

    5 minutes into it and CAN’T FUCKING STAND HER. Can she be any more unlikeable? Her voice is grating and annoying. ‘Finger banging’? The obnoxious twittering while the hosts are trying to get the show started? STILL insisting that she doesn’t drink after admitting that she had a glass of white wine and 2 sangrias???!!!

    NO. WORDS.

  31. I haven’t been able to listen through. I made it through a few minutes before fast forwarding.

    I always liked Layla on the shows she has hosted (G4, etc.) but now I fucking LOVE her.

    I just wish more people got to hear her get totally called out. I bet her parents would love to hear this. I mean, law firms usually put email addresses on their website. I’m just saying…

  32. Why? Why? WHY???? Is she snapping the sausage snappers on the MOTHERFUCKING RADIO???? Stop IT. FUCK.

    And FYI: when I lived in NYC in the ’90s, I made out on street corners after first dates with LOTS of guys you stupid twat. How does this ‘dating columnist’ dumbass not know that everyone in NYC does this???

    Oh, and yes, Dr. Gary is a girl!

  33. This is around 25 minutes in.

    So um… she called the comedians she does the VH1 clip shows with “assholes” because VH1 uses their clips more than hers when the show is put together. Whoa.

    She’s continuing to talk about it, the host makes a comment to add to the discussion, and she says, “Um, are you still talking?” I simply cannot believe this.

    And she really dose think she’s a queen: “You don’t have that much money [to pay for a kiss].”

    • I am just stunned and baffled by her constant sense of entitlement and self-amazingness. Why does she think she is so effing exhaulted??? She’s a 30 year old, unemployed, chubby, average looking nobody. Why does she think she is deserving of such worship and adoration? I just do not understand this!

      And it’s not self-confidence or anything like that. She really thinks she’s some kind of prize among women. Like, she’s the best woman anywhere. It’s retarded!

  34. To Julia, mental chemistry is the dude giving her compliments. Um… that’s not quite what the caller meant, moron.

  35. What the FUCK is up with those squeaky squeals she’s started doing lately? Is she channeling Rachel Wray suddenly? IT IS SO FUCKING ANNOYING!!! It’s not cute whatsoever and whoever told her it was deserves to be bludgeoned repeatedly for that audial abuse.
    And what a total bitch she truly is—she is beyond rude to those guys and acts like a complete diva the entire time. She obviously loves herself way too much to properly love any other man, so she’d might as well prepare to enjoy a lifetime of spinsterhood. Ugh. Truly loathesome.

    • Remember fucking Carrie on SATC used to make that ridiculous squeal-y noise? It’s one of the reasons I stopped watching the show.

      She truly is a loathsome, vile human being.

      • I always thought that tv chick came off as just a naive, prissy woman with commitment issues or something. Julia comes off as just fucked up. But I’ll be honest I wasn’t a devotee to the series, because I don’t need to listen to women whine about not having boyfriends.

  36. I tried to listen, I really did. But my urge to track her down and slap her about the face with a wet kipper grew to such an intensity, I had to switch off.

    Someone post contact details for her parents. I’ll foward that interview to them myself. They need to know about this. They need to be aware of everything that’s happened in the lead up to their daughter getting committed to Bellevue, so that they can let the nurses know what she is jabbering (ha! Jabba the Jabberer) on about when she is delirious in between her electric shock therapy sessions.

    Julia Allison in a year’s time = Ellen Burstyn at the end of Requiem for a Dream.

  37. Holy shit. Right at the beginning the host says vaginas are scary, and she just agrees, like “yeah, of course.” Also the host is pretty anti-semitic there. She is too, with her fetishization of Jewish men.

  38. Ok, the way she’s talking about this booty call, it sounds like a lie. She says, “I met him two months ago. Wait, no, I’ve known him for a long time. I met him ‘that way’ two months ago.” Oh, that sounds so natural!

    • I have listened twice, and she is totally making the whole thing up. You cannot convince me otherwise. It makes no sense given all her histrionics about Harvard Harley during the same time period.

      She made the guy up, and all those stupid smiley faces in the middle of the night were indeed aimed at making people think she’d just had sex, when in fact, the dumb little 14-year-old girl that she is was attempting the dumbest play in the playbook — trying to get a guy by making him think she’s got someone else interested in her.

      Honestly, she is deranged.

      • I could swear that in a recent TMI she said she wasn’t getting any.

        I’m on the side that she is making it up too. We know that she keeps very little about her life secret. She loves to hint, like she did with Harvard Harley. Plus I think she was trying to pander to the audience, which I am sure she thought was horny frat boys. She had to make up sex to be more desirable to the radio audience.

        And speaking of radio, I think what pissed me off most was when she made the comment about how Covino and Rich were on radio as to imply that it was a dying, pathetic medium. First, she is a guest on a radio show so it was incredibly classy of her to denigrate the medium. And second, she really thinks her blerg is the pinnacle of innovation with all its horizontalness and pink.

        It’s all worrisome, it is.

      • She also had her six-word life story the other day: Sex and the City, no sex.

        She’s lying through her teeth.

      • At this point, I can hardly believe Harvard Harley exists. Except how else to explain Jordache?

        As for Blind Date #2 — never happened. She was just trying to save face because the psychic prediction turned out to be a load of codswallop.

        Guess July 18 is coming LATE this year, eh Julesy?

  39. Raise your hand if you think this random guy is sleeping with is made up?
    Is she really that deranged? She’s taking it to whole new levels!

    • I tend to believe she is banging a guy on the rebound (and was/is probably acquaintances with his ex). It fits her profile. She has someone for whom she can wear her plethora of slutty little girl outfits. As she said in the radio thing, it’s not about him, it’s about her. That’s a match. His role is to be turned on by Julia. Finito. And she probably bangs him because she’s not playing him for a future husband.
      I think she’s more likely to lie publicly about not getting any; it whips her fanboys into a frenzy of “I’ll do ya baby, ur hot!” etc.

    • Mine, too. What I found fishy was when she was talking abt how she and date #2 were making out and then Zito’s sidekick made a comment like, “So you’re about to screw him,” or something similar in implication and Julia goes, “Eww!! Not screw him!”

      Dead giveaway that she thinks sexytimes are for candlelight, rosepetals, and guy asking her to go steady. She can’t even slut it up properly. Epic fail.

      • Er, wait. In the “Just Friends” episode of TMI, Toolia does mention how someone she refers to as “bootycall” came on to her. Mary was like “wtf” & Moogs was all, “Wait til I show you pictures.” Then Toolia squealed like a stuck hog. True story.

      • My God, you’re right. I totally didn’t hear that because I find her so brayingly annoying that I tune her out sometimes during those segments. Looks like BootyCall might be real — unless she’s also lying to her friends about him — and the claims that she never has sex are untrue. Sounds like a physical stunner, too — Meghan seems repulsed by him.

  40. This is hilarious. Sure, Julia was a bit of idiot on that radio show, but Layla came across as totally dim-witted; as did the hosts in the studio, and the douche… errr… boyfriend on the phone. Really, who’d ever have thought Layla might be dumb? What a shocker!

    http://bit.ly/vtDc5

    Bottom line – these nobodies are all as bad as each other. They should all have a great dinner together!

    • Oh, it’s a contest? Between a loon with a made-up life and the people she’s trying to impress with her 14 year old cool?

    • Julia is only “a bit” of an idiot, while Layla is “totally” dimwitted. You’re not fooling anybody here.

      • Yep. I thought the ineffable (seewhatididthere?!) Julia sounded pretty damn articulate when compared to Layla. I didn’t buy for one minute that Layla was able to judge whether or not her boyfriend is a douche. Nor did I buy that hosts in the studio could judge whether their bosses are douches.

        My guess is that those present in studio and on the phone are all douches.

  41. I would not be surprised. I get the impression she sees herself as two people – the real Julia Baugher, and then this “character” called Julia Allison. Anything goes when it comes to promoting the character/brand. Like she said on her radio interview she sees it as performance art.

    • Julia suffering from a Multiple Personality Disorder? Not surprising at all. This is the woman child who called Blair Waldorf her “TV alter ego” after all. Geez. Making up stories, multiple personalities, creating fictional dates and scenarios… She is so deranged. WHY DON’T HER PARENTS HELP HER???

  42. Symptoms of Dissociative Identity Disorder:

    Individuals diagnosed with DID demonstrate a variety of symptoms with wide fluctuations across time; functioning can vary from severe impairment in daily functioning to normal or high abilities. Symptoms can include:

    multiple mannerisms, attitudes and beliefs that are not similar to each other
    headaches and other body pains
    distortion or loss of subjective time
    depersonalization
    amnesia
    depression
    derealization
    flashbacks of abuse/trauma
    unexplainable phobias
    sudden anger without a justified cause
    lack of intimacy and personal connections
    frequent panic/anxiety attacks
    auditory hallucinations of the personalities inside their mind
    Patients may experience an extremely broad array of other symptoms that resemble epilepsy, schizophrenia, anxiety disorders, mood disorders, post traumatic stress disorder, personality disorders, and eating disorders.

    • multiple mannerisms, attitudes and beliefs that are not similar to each other — slutty easter bunny
      headaches and other body pains – HELLOOO acupuncture!
      distortion or loss of subjective time — HELLOOO all nighters!
      depersonalization — friends are not people, only “strategic partnerships”
      amnesia — forgets her own history
      depression — well, yeah
      derealization — describes her entire life
      flashbacks of abuse/trauma — daddy issues much?
      unexplainable phobias — sex is iccckkkky!!!
      sudden anger without a justified cause — lashing out at perceived “enemies” and friends
      lack of intimacy and personal connections — no real friends at all
      frequent panic/anxiety attacks — manic ups and downs played out in public all over the internet
      auditory hallucinations of the personalities inside their mind — “what would Carrie Bradshaw do?”

  43. I think she just has Manipulative Princess Syndrome: Used to getting her way all the f*ing time.

  44. Listening to this trash. My co-workers are playing Jennifer Hudson and I thought this would balance the scales of noise pollution. I was wrong. Both are odious.

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