. . . so she is hanging out with a LIFE-STYLIST!!!
Jared Matthew Weiss is in the Pink Palace!
Now as Julia’s publicist, I am all about her actively repairing her mangled image. But is inviting this dude into her über-pink, castrating cupcake kingdom the right way to go?
Apparently, JMW is the guy who teaches you how to do what you already know is best for you (huh?). But let’s face it, we all know that Julia is completely unaware of what is best for her. Otherwise she’d step away from the blog, shutter the twitter and start dressing like a real woman.
Anyway, JMW admittedly has no credentials, but for $25 a month you can receive “unlimited email coaching.” (Hey look, Julia, he has a fake job too!)
It’s a good thing he is somewhat attractive, because otherwise I don’t think anyone would be buying his snake oil. But drink up, Baugher, because I have some sobering advice for you.
I know you are in a cupcake-induced introspective stupor. The only thing you need to do is stop complaining about all the vicious haters and really ask yourself what it is about your sad candyland existence that causes such vitriol. Once you answer that question, you’ll know what to do.
UPDATE: Oh, Christ. This is going well. From Julia Allison’s twitter:
“I have such a bad memory that I have to record everything or else … pretty much I wouldn’t know my life had happened.” – me to Jared