Do these look familiar, anyone?
Last night a puzzled commenter e-mailed us, confused about why Jackles was sporting glossy sausage curls once again when the hair over top the sausage curls looked dry, wispy and damaged.
Remember a few months ago when for a brief few seconds, there was a Vimeo up of a braying, hammy, agonizingly fawning Jackles kissing Ted Gibson’s ass on camera, as well as his hair pelts? The Vimeo disappeared about two minutes after one of our commenters linked to it. Strange!
Fast forward a few months and Jackles is getting her hair dyed red at Ted Gibson’s salon — what do you know!! And for free!! She also blogged a photo of Ted last week, something along the lines of “HERE’S TED GIBSON — THE MAN HIMSELF!!!” as though he was Barack Obama and not a wig-maker who peddles his pelts on QVC just like any other cheesy salesman. Looks like Jackles is wearing “the Deborah,” and she most certainly got it in exchange for blogging about his salon and the “great man” himself.
Let’s spell this out for exactly what it is: Jackles routinely wears a wig, pure and simple — a made-in-China, synthetic wig. And she got her hair colored for free at the salon that provides her with fake hair pelts (and still had the class to bitch about it on Twitter in the hours following the visit to the salon).
Fake nose, fake teeth, fake plump lips, some suspect fake tits, Restylane injections, laser hair removal, fake fucking hair, fake “I’m so nice!!!” personality — Fraudia McFraudypants, pelt-wearer.