I have a theory. I theorize that Harvard Harley said at some point in passing that he liked redheads. And now she is trying to make him think someone at whatever sports event she was covering last night — because, of course, why would a “lifecaster” EXPLAIN why she’s posted numerous photos of herself interviewing athletes in Hammer pants?? — gave her some special attention with her new red hair. I base this entirely on her smiley-face, “dammnnnnn” middle-of-the-night Tweets.
This is purely wild speculation, of course … as always.
This morning, there’s this (it sure is physically gruelling spending the day getting your hair dyed, by the way):
Was that a dream? My god, I need a massage.