Tweet No. 1:
Is the Empire Hotel new? How did I not notice this place before now?!? Amazing spot for sexy drinks.
Tweet No. 2, an hour later:
This is usually code for letting thousands of strangers know she might be getting some. She is also blathering on about her new BFF, some woman in a Flashdance outfit — and what do you know, she’s a friend of Harvard Harley’s! Another classic JA move, to ingratiate herself as fawningly as possible with all of her target’s friends.
This is my unbelievable new girl friend Jordan Berkow and Jason London.
I met Jordan at the first party Harvard Harley invited me to, a few weeks ago (they were friends in college). After graduating in 2003, she fled to LA to become an actress. Turns out the whole Hollywood thing didn’t much suit her, so she came back home (raised in the city, Dalton grad) to pursue journalism – and yes, she’s an incredible writer.
In the interim, she managed to marry a gorgeous Yale-educated musician she met on MYSPACE. Yes. MySpace. Seriously. MYSPACE. I asked her three times if she was joking. I would have loved to see their NYT wedding announcement: Harvard meets Yale … on MySpace.
He proposed within six weeks. They were engaged for a little over a year, and they’ve been married for almost eight months. They both have tattoos.
It’s better than a movie.
Anyway! In addition to being (as you can clearly see) ridiculously, obscenely, drop-dead gorgeous, she also happens to be one of the sweetest and most genuine girls I’ve met in a long time. No pretention whatsoever. And yeah, of course she’s bright as hell. The topper – a matching shih-tzu puppy – was almost too much for me. My girl crush is undeniable.
I still sort of can’t believe she actually exists.
If I am this woman, I am seriously weirded out by this Jackles post.