There are few things in this world that are constant, never-ending and reliably consistent, and Jackles’s madness is one of them. It would almost be comforting if it wasn’t so annoying and there weren’t so many victims.
This weekend’s collection of Tweets suggests so much it’s hard to keep it all straight but just for starters:
1. Insanity, naturally
2. Outrageous indiscretion
3. Attempts to make imaginary boyfriend jealous
4. Attempts to shame imaginary boyfriend into being her boyfriend
In chronological order, watch the madness unfold (my observations are in italics):
Upside? I have date 4.5 with Harvard Harley tonight!
Running an hour late for my date. Arghgg. WHY AM I IMCAPABLE OF ACCURATELY ESTIMATING TIME?!?
An route to date – decided to take West side highway to “save time.” Of course we’re stopped in traffic. #ShootMeNow
Met HH’s friends last night. Chugged 3/4 of a beer. Tried not to humiliate myself. Still sort of buzzed. 😉
HA! @supersetgreg – I was kidding 🙂 If I’m still at all buzzed, it’s from snuggling.
@cheeky_geeky – Well, in my defense, he did tell me to “show up whenever” (it was a BBQ). Big mistake. 😉
Friend of mine who had a girlfriend for the past 2.5 years (until 5 wks ago) just asked me to “hang.” Is that … a date? It feels weird.
He wants to do dinner. It’s definitely a date. Oh boy. (in reply to @Six0Seven‘s question)
I’ve just never thought about him that way,@TMcFeeley! He was off-limits! Guys w Girlfriends = Gay in my eyes. So, it’s a paradigm shift. (Oh God, not the “paradigm shift” again. And what a laugh! Guys with girlfriends are off-limits, but not guys with wives? Remember Fauxga-gate, her most recent example of chasing a married man?)
Best thing I learned from dating [redacted]: keep seeing other people until Guy demands Exclusivity. I didn’t do that. Big mistake. (Poor Redacted — he must truly rue the day)
@CCal – Yeah, it probably didn’t help that my method was yelling “What, so you mean you’re fine with me f–king other guys!?!” Oops?
Just ate dinner at Allen & Delancey – so ridiculously delicious – great atmosphere, too. Perfect date spot!
I can’t stop singing along to the cab tv’s ad “oh baby youuuu got what I need – but you say he’s just a friend, say he’s just a friend!” ha