I have date 4.5 with Harvard Harley tonight!
Getting a mani-pedi, reading NY mag’s Wedding special – definitely teared up a half dozen times. Awww, weddings. Snifffff
# Running an hour late for my date. Arghgg. WHY AM I IMCAPABLE OF ACCURATELY ESTIMATING TIME?!?
Classy. Tell your countless followers that you’re out with him again, but make sure they know you kept him waiting for an hour as you wept over wedding magazines like a 12-year-old.
RUN, Harvard Dude, RUN!!!