When NYT Bestselling author Erica Jong asks you to write a piece for inclusion in her upcoming anthology, “The Best Sex I’ve Ever Had” – along with Daphne Merkin, Fay Weldon, Honor Moore, Linda Gray Sexton, Anne Roiphe, Susie Bright, and Naomi Wolf – YOU SAY YES.
But … what WAS the best sex I’ve ever had?!
What was the best sex YOU ever had??
Firstly — I don’t believe this. That is all.
Secondly — who needs to put out the call for good sex stories? You either know what it was or you don’t. I can tell you without a moment’s hesitation the hottest sexual experience of my life because I frequently dream about it and attempt to recreate it, usually quite successfully, with my partner.
The trouble is here, I am willing to bet, is that her best sexual experience involves her looking at photos of herself in which she thinks she looks hot — perhaps that Gawker photo shoot, the Wired cover or pictures of herself in the condom fairy get-up — and her trusty vibrator. She’s now seeking good sex stories because she knows she can’t possibly submit that to “Erica Jong.” Although it would be far more interesting and truthful than anything she’s ever written if she did.