She’s. A. Scaerie. Faerie.

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My darling Queene scares the hell out of me sometimes. I become so frightened that I do this to placate her.  (We all know what that cake really said.) We are a few days after the Bi-coastal Birthday Bash One Month Anniversary and she still has her hooks in me. I celebrate this even now because she taught me Blue Steel. I practice this all the time in hopes of catching her eye on a more permanent basis.

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  1. this is amazing. why would this tool edit the cake taking out the name of the person who actually has money and connections to please the fameball who has not? makes no sense in my universe.

  2. this is amazing. why would this tool edit the cake taking out the name of the person who actually has money and connections to please the fameball who has not? makes no sense in my universe.

  3. I wonder how much turpentine it take Jaba to get that crap off her face at night?

  4. I wonder how much turpentine it take Jaba to get that crap off her face at night?

  5. It’s not photoshopped. Randi dragged her finger through her name and Julia fellated it off her finger. It’s in the picture series somewhere.

  6. It’s not photoshopped. Randi dragged her finger through her name and Julia fellated it off her finger. It’s in the picture series somewhere.

  7. Yeah, regardless, I don’t see why a 30 something year old woman continues to act like a freaking teenager. OMG HAY GUYZ bi-coastal super sweet 16 with my bff!!!

    It’s just repulsive. Act your fucking age already, Julia. After about 25 this giggles and dimples act isn’t cute – on anyone.

  8. Yeah, regardless, I don’t see why a 30 something year old woman continues to act like a freaking teenager. OMG HAY GUYZ bi-coastal super sweet 16 with my bff!!!

    It’s just repulsive. Act your fucking age already, Julia. After about 25 this giggles and dimples act isn’t cute – on anyone.

  9. Seriously, WHO over the age of 16, actually LICKS a goddamned b-day cake with someone else’s name on it?! That’s so disgusting and juvenile. Not to mention just plained trashy. Way to show off that passive-agressiveness at its finest, Julia; ruin Randi’s cake because it doesn’t have your name on it too. Biyotch.

  10. so the cake was a big issue that night after all. i had hoped that for once we would have done her wrong when we were assuming she was really THAT small. i’m not a fan of zuckerberg but at the end of the day she comes across as the bigger person here because can you imagine JA wiping her name off a cake had things been the other way around? i don’t think the friends did mind. after all they were in the same room with what looked like bluebell on speed.

  11. so the cake was a big issue that night after all. i had hoped that for once we would have done her wrong when we were assuming she was really THAT small. i’m not a fan of zuckerberg but at the end of the day she comes across as the bigger person here because can you imagine JA wiping her name off a cake had things been the other way around? i don’t think the friends did mind. after all they were in the same room with what looked like bluebell on speed.

  12. Tis true! The narrative on display with this photostream kind of calls into question Michael McDonald’s loyalty to Jackles.

    One really does get the whole story on lots of narrative arcs that night. Meghan and Sarah Lacy seem horrified, Jackles berates Randi for ‘the mistake’ and Randi falls on the sword for Jackles. This is not assumption or speculation, this is totally clear in the photos.

    Here the photos truly do speak volumes. VOLUMES PEOPLE!

  13. Tis true! The narrative on display with this photostream kind of calls into question Michael McDonald’s loyalty to Jackles.

    One really does get the whole story on lots of narrative arcs that night. Meghan and Sarah Lacy seem horrified, Jackles berates Randi for ‘the mistake’ and Randi falls on the sword for Jackles. This is not assumption or speculation, this is totally clear in the photos.

    Here the photos truly do speak volumes. VOLUMES PEOPLE!

  14. Michael McDonald really needs to employ some photoshop and editing skills. Some of those photos viewed large are truly horrifying… Julia’s oily sweat, the spackled on makeup, armpit fat, bad Botox lumps, bobby pins and heinous ruined skin is on full high def display. GROSS.

  15. Why don’t any of Jackal’s friends insist on being on her right side in photos? Wouldn’t you call your friend out if she was that ridiculous? I would never indulge that kind of behavior. Then again, narcissists don’t exactly surround themselves with people with backbones.

  16. Why don’t any of Jackal’s friends insist on being on her right side in photos? Wouldn’t you call your friend out if she was that ridiculous? I would never indulge that kind of behavior. Then again, narcissists don’t exactly surround themselves with people with backbones.

  17. She would probably refuse to pose, or destroy the picture. We’re talking about an idiot so vain and self-important that she actually complained until wikipedia CHANGED her photo to one approved by Jaba – her dumbass right side over the shoulder pose. Trust me, this bitch is obsessive about controlling her image.

  18. there is something so poetic about Randi smearing her own name off of the cake, and literally shoving it down Julia's throat.

    R&J look like they are doing some kind of sacrificial prayer to the frosting lords, it is downright creepy.

  19. there is something so poetic about Randi smearing her own name off of the cake, and literally shoving it down Julia's throat.

    R&J look like they are doing some kind of sacrificial prayer to the frosting lords, it is downright creepy.

  20. They look like a couple of sorority tards practicing for “Cakes Gone Wild: BI-COASTAL FROSTING FIESTA”

  21. My God, that is truly the most frightening photo ever taken of her. She looks like a serial killer who’s buried her souvenir in the cake.

  22. My God, that is truly the most frightening photo ever taken of her. She looks like a serial killer who’s buried her souvenir in the cake.

  23. JESUS! The jig is up! No way Michael McDonald is not throwing her down the staircase with this photo stream. That photo is pure hideousness.

    WHERE ARE THOSE LOVE ‘STATUE’ PHOTOS!? WANT. NOW.

  24. I know this place is about Julia and we shouldn’t be snarky about looks but, because this is something that can be fixed easily, I have to say it.

    Zuckerberg, girlfriend, you know you have some mad cash. Get thee to some Crest Whitestrips stat!

  25. I know this place is about Julia and we shouldn’t be snarky about looks but, because this is something that can be fixed easily, I have to say it.

    Zuckerberg, girlfriend, you know you have some mad cash. Get thee to some Crest Whitestrips stat!

  26. I actually like Randini’s gnarly little teefs. I hope she keeps it real b/c i find that refreshing.

  27. I actually like Randini’s gnarly little teefs. I hope she keeps it real b/c i find that refreshing.

  28. I actually like Randini’s gnarly little teefs. I hope she keeps it real b/c i find that refreshing.

  29. Having them not be perfectly, perfect straight is one thing. I can appreciate that. The color is pretty horrendous, though.

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