Less than an hour after her “OMG!! I AM SO FREAKING HAPPY!!!” post we get this Tweet from JA:
“Do you ever inexplicably miss someone you – logically – have no right to miss?
1. Pissed off friends.
2. No money.
3. Strained parental relationship.
4. Business failing.
5. No man.
6. Failure to look like the hot one in the next TMI Weekly segment.
7. Blew it with gazillionaire.
8. Obsessing over weight, food intake, body image.
9. Struggling with growing awareness that her attempt to bring the apron back might fail.
10. Harvard Business School: FAIL
11. Demi Moore continues to ignore her.
12. The ineffable Alexander Marquandt … he’s just now coming out from hiding in the basement lair of the Pentagon, terrified he’ll be blogged about again for 48 hours straight.
13. Even Paul Carr and Sheryl Spencer have bailed, and that girl Allison is turning.
14. Even with a hairdo she cannot style, that bitch Mary is hotter, smarter, funnier and has a way better blog.
15. Desperately pining for, let’s see, who? My money’s on Lodwick.
You know what all that spells, people??