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Donk, At The “Ashram,” Finally Gets Busted For Fraudulently Misrepresenting Herself as an NBC Employee At The “Ashram”

Oh honey. Still pulling this shit? As you’re creating a “different life” for yourself? It’s hammer time, and the New York Daily News just brought down the hammer! So evolved.  

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Pants On Fire: A Donkey Bullshit Roundup

One of the best things about Miss Advised, besides the fact that a donkey has “exponentially” increased the number of people who despise her without any help from us, is watching the lies being told in live action and/or within … Continue reading

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Julia Allison Would Like You To Help This Nigerian Out With An Investment, Can Make Your Penis 3 Inches Longer

As if she’s making any penises bigger, amiright? Remember, like, three posts ago when Julia Allison wanted your email so she can give you shitty advice about alienating your friends by acting like a crazy, needy loon after a break … Continue reading

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UPDATED: Julia Allison, Who Goes Into A Chernobyl-Style Meltdown When Some Dude Runs Screaming Away After A Couple of Weeks, Wants To Give You Advice On How To Get Over Your Man

Really? Julia Allison, who, with her with make-up, looks like one of those punching clowns or, without, looks like Cathy of the Comic Cathy more and more every day, and who said in the first episode of Miss Advised that … Continue reading

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Julia Allison Has A New Job

Julia Allison, former internationally syndicated social media columnist who won the Pulitzer Prize for being fucking stupid and pointless, is once again gainfully employed. She discreetly announced on Facebook, as we previously announced, that she is a contributing writer for … Continue reading

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