Tag Archives: twitter

UPDATE: Mitt Romney Got Caught Doing What Donkey’s Been Doing For Months

Posted on July 22, 2012 by Jacy "Donk" LaRue

And he’s getting ridiculed for it. You know why, Julie? Because only complete tools hire a Twitter-bot-generating firm to make them look popular. Also: it’s borderline fraudulent misrepresentation if you’re holding up your many faux Facebook Fans in the -stans and … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , | 196 Comments

Julia Allison Lets The C-Flag Fly Once More

Posted on May 23, 2012 by Jacy "Donk" LaRue

For those of us who have been following this shit-show for awhile, we all remember “Jewish comedy writer.” That’s the dude whose religion Donkey felt it necessary to bring up every time she mentioned him. It was the summer of … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , | 253 Comments

Oh God, The Cankleshausen

Posted on May 22, 2012 by Jacy "Donk" LaRue

  BenLerer: I love Twitter in a completely pathetic way — JuliaAllison: @BenjLerer – fffffff —- kkkkk how did I miss you at Techcrunch, The Webbys, or SV Angel party tonight?!? WHERE B BE AT!!? — BenLerer: @JuliaAllison j, you are … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , | 131 Comments

Ray of Sunshine Arrives In NYC at 2 a.m., Seems Pissed A Ticker Tape Parade Did Not Break Out

Posted on May 21, 2012 by Jacy "Donk" LaRue

I wonder who failed to greet her at 2:30 a.m. on a Sunday night with the fanfare she feels she deserves? 1:28 am EST at JFK: garish pink luggage in hand, not a taxi in sight. Oh, how I’m glad … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , | 187 Comments

Randi Discusses Saying No, Divorcing Friends

Posted on May 20, 2012 by Jacy "Donk" LaRue

  Verrrryyy interesting. Oh Donkey. Tough luck! I guess that’s what happens when you try to use Gawker to portray her husband as a mean, nasty hater simply because he put a stop to your retardo Princess Petal Pink BiCoastal … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , | 81 Comments