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Stage 5 Melodrama — Deep Thoughts By Jack Handey on Speed

  The news must be grim in Wilmette because just as most normal and sane people do during harrowing times of looming family tragedy, Donkey has taken to Twitter to post a litany of deep thoughts, some of them coming … Continue reading

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Cheers to [REDACTED] For Having The Balls To Do What All of a Donkey’s Exes Should Do

Those [REDACTED]s. They have the courage of their convictions, and I salute them. I ran into Jakob Lodwick at SF’s Burning Man Decompression. The first time I’ve seen him in four years.  He turned and ran – yes, ran – away.  It was … Continue reading

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Flapjacks Thankful He Joined The Military For The Sole Reason That He Will Miss Birthcray

Presented without comment, only to say hahahahahahahaha! oh well. So, Jack booked a ticket for me to come visit him in San Diego, starting Tuesday.  But my editors emailed me Monday, asking for a new column.  I felt it was … Continue reading

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Remember “My San Francisco Boy?” The One She Wept About Leaving Just a Few Weeks Ago?

If not, here’s a look back at some pining Tweets about the boy she loved until she loved another boy because he was wealthier and more famous and finally acquiesced to the cyber-stalking: Hello gorgeous San Francisco! So happy to … Continue reading

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Donkey Weeping Again

It was just six weeks ago when Donk Tweeted about tearing up at the airport leaving Greasy. Raining here as I wait in line to board my flight from SFO to Chicago. Didn’t expect to feel so emotional! Goodbye SF. … Continue reading

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