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Donk, At The “Ashram,” Finally Gets Busted For Fraudulently Misrepresenting Herself as an NBC Employee At The “Ashram”

Oh honey. Still pulling this shit? As you’re creating a “different life” for yourself? It’s hammer time, and the New York Daily News just brought down the hammer! So evolved.  

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Pants On Fire: A Donkey Bullshit Roundup

One of the best things about Miss Advised, besides the fact that a donkey has “exponentially” increased the number of people who despise her without any help from us, is watching the lies being told in live action and/or within … Continue reading

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Miss Advised Episode One Recap: Julia Allison Introduces Herself To A Nation By Offering Her Tits, Ass and Oral Sex, All Within A Span Of 43 Minutes

Last night, Ashley Tisdale unleashed The Donken on a completely uninterested nation with the premiere of Miss Advised. Billed (by me) as part gay recruitment film and part cautionary tale for injecting Land O’Lakes into your face, the show about … Continue reading

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Julia Allison Has A New Job

Julia Allison, former internationally syndicated social media columnist who won the Pulitzer Prize for being fucking stupid and pointless, is once again gainfully employed. She discreetly announced on Facebook, as we previously announced, that she is a contributing writer for … Continue reading

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Donkey’s Fashion Week Yammering Whinefest Appears On The Gloss, Finally

  So four days into Fashion Week, Donkey’s whinefest on The Gloss finally appears. Go feast your eyes, or if you’d rather not give The Gloss the impression that you’re a fan of a donkey’s, here it is: Fashion Week, … Continue reading

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