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Remember When Donk Couldn’t Eat Dairy, Had Celiac’s Disease?

I guess something changed from when she was told to strictly avoid eggs, dairy, wheat, and every other foodstuff known to man because poor pelty princess, boohoo. Instead of chocolate, @TimothySykes ordered THE MOST INSANELY DELICIOUS cheesecake from Carnegie Deli. Now I feel … Continue reading

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Pants On Fire: A Donkey Bullshit Roundup

One of the best things about Miss Advised, besides the fact that a donkey has “exponentially” increased the number of people who despise her without any help from us, is watching the lies being told in live action and/or within … Continue reading

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Lies

Watching preview of the 7th ep. For the record, I dated Andrew almost 3 mnths at this point. Somehow that turned into 2 dates on the show. Huh. According to our wily, sleuthy commenters, she still hadn’t met him on … Continue reading

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Julia Allison, Responsible Pet Owner, Has Dating Advice For Pet Owners

My, God. It never ends. I want Mommy to come back. Julia Allison, who we’ve been told is so cruel to her dog that a crew member wanted to steal Lilly in order to save her, talks about how awesome … Continue reading

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Miss Advised Episode One Recap: Julia Allison Introduces Herself To A Nation By Offering Her Tits, Ass and Oral Sex, All Within A Span Of 43 Minutes

Last night, Ashley Tisdale unleashed The Donken on a completely uninterested nation with the premiere of Miss Advised. Billed (by me) as part gay recruitment film and part cautionary tale for injecting Land O’Lakes into your face, the show about … Continue reading

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