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Heavy Sigh

So once again a cat lady whose avatar is a painting of Cindy McCain with a pancake on her head went into Donk’s comments to politely ask her: “What the fuck?” Basically, why are you calling it a photo shoot … Continue reading

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Julia Allison Wants You To Drop Everything And Feed Her Rampant Narcissism For Free

What? Was the Peltmaster not available? Desperately need a hair stylist for tomorrow’s “Ballgowns & Bling” photoshoot who can do vintage hair WELL – does anyone know someone? HELP! Also looking for good looking guys w/ tuxes who can pop … Continue reading

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Donkey Posts 18, Count ’em 18, Photos Of Herself In Cheesy Red Dress With Tits Hanging Out

Seriously, this is a “journalist?” Covering an event? Do all journalists pose for and post endless photos of themselves in a shitty, cheap-looking Junior Miss Prom Dress with mismatched hideous shoes and so much makeup and bad hair that they … Continue reading

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Some Things Never Change: The Return of the Pointless Ego Fauxto Shoot For a Donkey Who’s a Nobody

THE GOWN. *I* almost started crying when designer Gustavo Cadile emailed me this photo … this is my dream gown, and to be able to shoot it withJamie Beck is the best 30th birthday gift I could ever get. Now … Continue reading

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Asinine Analysis: Yesteryear’s Valentine’s Cray

It’s that time of the year when we reflect on the many splendored thing that is love. What, after all, what good is love if it can’t get you something?™ Julie Albertson. For our dear Donkey, that something is ideally … Continue reading

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