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Heavy Sigh
So once again a cat lady whose avatar is a painting of Cindy McCain with a pancake on her head went into Donk’s comments to politely ask her: “What the fuck?” Basically, why are you calling it a photo shoot … Continue reading
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Tagged fashion week, fauxtoshoot, grifting, she's not a celebrity
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Julia Allison Wants You To Drop Everything And Feed Her Rampant Narcissism For Free
What? Was the Peltmaster not available? Desperately need a hair stylist for tomorrow’s “Ballgowns & Bling” photoshoot who can do vintage hair WELL – does anyone know someone? HELP! Also looking for good looking guys w/ tuxes who can pop … Continue reading
Donkey Posts 18, Count ‘em 18, Photos Of Herself In Cheesy Red Dress With Tits Hanging Out
Seriously, this is a “journalist?” Covering an event? Do all journalists pose for and post endless photos of themselves in a shitty, cheap-looking Junior Miss Prom Dress with mismatched hideous shoes and so much makeup and bad hair that they … Continue reading
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Tagged dumb donkey, fashion week, fauxtoshoot, housewife material, shallow
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Some Things Never Change: The Return of the Pointless Ego Fauxto Shoot For a Donkey Who’s a Nobody
THE GOWN. *I* almost started crying when designer Gustavo Cadile emailed me this photo … this is my dream gown, and to be able to shoot it withJamie Beck is the best 30th birthday gift I could ever get. Now … Continue reading
Asinine Analysis: Yesteryear’s Valentine’s Cray
It’s that time of the year when we reflect on the many splendored thing that is love. What, after all, what good is love if it can’t get you something?™ Julie Albertson. For our dear Donkey, that something is ideally … Continue reading
Posted in Asinine Analysis, Custodian of Her Memories
Tagged boyfriends, cray, fauxtoshoot
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