Tag Archives: fauxtoshoot

Staring Wistfully Off Into The Distance: A Donkey Fauxto Shoot Collection With An Extra Helping of Douchey Goodness

I promised to do this recently. And so here it is, cat ladies and angry haters. Feast your eyes on a tool in action!             And the piece de resistance, even though it doesn’t fit … Continue reading

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A Collection of Disturbing Photographs

Look at the look on Greasy’s face, and the body language, in these photos. Seems it’s true what our little birdies have told us — he thinks she’s completely ridiculous, and has even griped about her habit of showing up … Continue reading

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As Clairee Belcher Would Say. . . .

“It looks like two pigs, fightin’ under a blanket.”

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Oh. Dear.

Honey? Your expiration date is showing.

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Donkey Simply Cannot Mess Up The Vanity Shots Destined To Join All The Thousands of Other Vanity Shots on Her Facebook Page

Good morning lovelies! Happy Friday! A long weekend awaits all of us – but first, I have to not screw up this photoshoot. Breath duly bated. It’s true, Donkey! Whatever you do, don’t screw this one up!!! You simply must … Continue reading

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