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Feel Free To Scrutinize Endlessly: Julia Allison’s 73-Point Checklist

Your homework is to determine how many of these requirements Julia, herself, fails to meet. 1. Loves me unconditionally 2. Kind / thoughtful / sweet / doting 3. Brilliant 4. Intellectual curiosity 5. Well-read / loves reading / reads The … Continue reading

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The Miss Advised Episode 2 Recap: Add It Up, Seriously, Count The Number Of Times She Asked Him To Kiss Him

You guys, this show is just too sad to watch, TOO SAD! It’s one thing to make fun of Julia for her online antics, but it really is something else to see the crazy in claymation. It’s not funny-haha. It’s … Continue reading

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UPDATED: “I Can Start To Reek of Desperation”

Honey, you didn’t start. You never stopped. Julia Allison, who would love for you to attend her grandmother’s memorial service, Twitter hashtag #MourningMarilyn, should be thrilled because this “Miss Advised” thing is actually happening! The entire world will see her … Continue reading

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Think About This For A Moment

  Dancing in my living room this afternoon. Guess what song?! Hmmm. I’m going with “Loser” by Beck. Leap of faith.   She set the timer on her camera? Her laptop? Her phone? Whatever — she set the timer on … Continue reading

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Watch Your Back, Flusher Price And Most Dudes Who Have Poked A Donkey Except The Several She Left Out Of Her Public Fuck Diary

Donk just posted this on her FB wall. Oh dear. Jealous of the latest Dog-Sitter, this one emaciated. At least Lasagna had the good sense to pack on a few pounds. We all know how well the Mary and Jordan … Continue reading

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