Updated (2): Parenting Goddess Nisha Moodly Puts Infant Son Crow In Charge

Sorry, I know I promised a Donkey update – it’s coming! – but I’m running around like Ali Shanti with her turkey feathers cut off and wanted to get something up quickly.

When I think of Noodles Moodley, I think of Kate Jackson. Remember (possibly) how everyone referred to her as the “smart angel”? I thought Nisha was the smart woo. It turns out she’s not so smart, and she’s willing to whore herself and her son out to Yahoo:

One mom is teaching her infant how to respect the human body in a unique way.

Before picking up her 6-month-old son, Raven, Nisha Moodley, a mother of one in San Francisco, always asks his permission. “Why? Because we want him to know that his body is his, and that others’ bodies are theirs, and no one gets to make choices about someone else’s body,” Moodley wrote on Instagram on June 9, alongside a selfie of herself and Raven.

Moodley’s post earned nearly 600 likes and lots of support for her unorthodox parenting move from people who wanted to implement the practice in their own families, as well as others who simply thanked the mom for sparking the conversation.

“I don’t ever want my son to be a sexual perpetrator or the victim of one, and the best thing I can do is honor his choices about his own body,” Moodley tells Yahoo Beauty. “I also want him to pay attention to his instincts, and forcing physical touch could interfere with that.”

Of course, because of his young age, Raven may not always comprehend his mom’s message or be able to convey his feelings, but Moodley says she can interpret her son’s body language. “There have been times where Raven has responded by reaching his arms out for a hug or turning his head or body away,” she says.

Moodley says that navigating social situations with friends and family have, on occasion, been tricky. “It’s asking myself how can I prioritize what feels right to me as a parent with social niceties, especially if some consider it rude to not hug,” says Moodley. “If Raven seems like he doesn’t want to be touched, I just explain to the person, ‘Give him a few minutes — he may just want mommy now.’”

According to Sharon Silver, a parenting expert and creator of the upcoming webinar Why Do I Yell and What Can I Do Instead?, Moodley is doing the right thing.

“This idea is part of the wonderful RIE parenting philosophy, which is essentially respecting a child’s timetable and allowing him or her to experience the full range of consequences as the result of a decision,” Silver tells Yahoo Beauty. “It’s the underlying premise of positive parenting.”

As children grow, however, providing too many choices in general isn’t the best idea, notes Silver. “Some parents trap themselves because they don’t follow through on correcting behavior and wind up losing power,” she says. For example, with an older child, instead of saying, “Put on your shoes now” and forgoing an opportunity for the child to “find their own muscle of cooperation,” Silver suggests saying something like, ‘You have 10 minutes to put on your shoes any way you want — then I’ll do it for you.’”

When an older child doesn’t want to be touched, Silver says a parent can also ask why. “Kids often tell you how they feel,” she says.

Noodles’ post earned nearly 600 IG likes? I would presume from her fellow woos, not from anyone who just happened to stumble on this nonsense. I’m also guessing “parenting expert” Sharon Silver has some connection to Noodles and Wooville.

Let’s have a look at the top comments from the Yahoo article:

WHOA, as Skankatron would say, the real world sure ain’t like Wooville, eh, Noodles? Maybe you should provide Crow with home schooling and put him to work a la your buddy Ali.

Update: Martyrdom becomes you, Noodles!

Update Part Deux: My god, Noodles, give it a rest!

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Creepy Con Artist Ali Shanti Institutes “Mandatory Blowjob Class” For Employees & Goes Yoni Steaming With Her Mother

We’ll return to Donkeywood soon, I promise, but Skankatron’s latest fiasco is worth a post. The old raunch drank an entire pitcher of the Landmark Kool-Aid and is now trying to sign up marks. Why not start with your mother, eh, Ali? You’ve tried to fleece her before. Are the kids next? No need for college when you can get them to front your newest scam!

Of course this idiot would eagerly join a cult. She’s even doing the Landmark argot, which is just so odd, e.g., saying the program “sucks so bad.” Apparently the stratagem is for you to trash Landmark so others can’t?

The asshats have been cheering Skankatron on, including Kc Baker and J Matthais Bennett. Remember him? Jess Johnson’s roomie? The maroon who flew to a woo conference but had no money for a return ticket home? He was stuck at the airport and begging via FB for someone, anyone, to send him some cash. In return, Matthias would give you FREE coaching lessons!

A tipster sent us some (more) shocking intel on the old raunch. Our source worked for Alexis Martin Neely, reffering to her as “a manipulative con who never displays any shame for her actions.” The souce indicated “Alexis/Ali would work people to the bone and try to pay them garbage, much less than what they’d rightfully earned.” The source eventually had to take Ali to the labor board. “Everyone who gets pulled in runs away screaming after six months … this is a woman who took her staff of 3-6 females to a mandatory blowjob class. I kid you not.” I wonder if Christina Morassi was demonstrating. You can’t make this shit up.

The internet never forgets, Skankatron: http://rebloggingdonk.com/2014/05/05/here-is-an-alexis-neelyali-shanti-post/

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Updated, Donkey Responds! The Kids Adore Balding Middle-Aged DJ Chad Phutureprimitive & The Same Prerecorded Set He’s Been Playing Since 2011

Once more, with feeling. Why is she wearing Al Pacino’s chaps from CRUISING? Why does she run towards the back wall? Embarrassment? Too much mollie? Peter Baugher must be SO PROUD!

Update: The video of Dancin’ Donkey has been removed – did Dadsers send a cease & desist? – but not before a savvy RBDer saved Julie’s typcially histrionic response:

Expressing her art? Oh please, we are not a-muse-d, “Terpsichore.”

You’re not a professional anything, are you, Donkey? Not a professional writer, not a professional reality shitshow “star,” not a professional dancer. What is it that you acutally do, other than play 36-year-old dilettante on your father’s dime?

Update Part Deux: We’re literally shaking, Donkey, because you had this video removed.

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Updated, Now With Shocking Video: Julia Allison On BOOK’s Demise, Or, Liar! Liar! Hooves On Fire!

A reader pointed us towards a FB post written by Spencer Greenberg, a mathematician and entrepreneur who has attended Burning Man but isn’t a citizen of Wooville. Greenberg inquires in the post: “What interventions have you heard of people trying (or tried yourself) that seemed to cause the person to be *dramatically* better off in the long term?” Look who popped up in the comments, once again attempting to rewrite history:

Geez Louise, Donkey! Lie much? We know folks at St. Martin’s and are well aware of your inability to meet deadlines and of your ability to turn in some typically half-assed garbage that wasn’t what was agreed upon in your contract: http://rebloggingdonk.com/2016/05/26/st-martins-balks-at-the-new-julia-demands-return-of-book-advance/

In other Donkey news, our burro says hooray to more sips!

Finally, Ali Shanti joins the Landmark “racket,” her word. Acknowledging you’re a grifter is the first step towards overcoming grifterhood, heh, Skankatron?


Update: Look who danced for us at PhuturePhuckPhace’s Denver show! Be sure to enlarge video for maximum impact.

The kids sure ain’t down with Rain & Rainbow. THIS IS SUCCESS?!?!

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Wretched Roundelay: Morass Posing, La Fraud Hustling, Skankatron Scheming, & Donkey Pushing Placebos

A quick peek around Wooville revealed Christina Morassi stinking up Paris and at least one RBDer was watching:

Insurance scammer Jena la Flamme has been pushing a pointless book, “Feminine Fill-in-the-Blank,” by woo nutcase Liyana Silver. Apparently women are at war with themselves and Silver wants to help them unlock their feminine genius. I have never encountered a group of people more obsessed with gender.

Guess what? If you pre-order Silver’s book, you get to attend a FREE webinar with the one and only la Fraud. Get a sucker while you can, Jena! Wooville is nothing more than an incestuous little scam.

Money is apparently burning a hole through Ali Shanti’s pocket:

The old raunch as slum landlord? You know she’s never going to repair your leaky faucets, heh, Fozzie?

Finally, Donkey is still posting her trademarked FB crap on Rain’s “musician” page:

Whew! Judy’s poly buddy Daniel Schmachtenberger (below, directly to her right), who pushes neurohacker pills that supposedly do nothing, just heaved a sigh of relief.

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