Reblogging Donk

Look at these stupid dildos.

Somewhere in Paris right now, a Donkey is settling in.

Has she demanded gluten-free pastries and baguette yet?

Has she posed doing the kissy-face in front of several historical landmarks?

Has she grifted a cheap place to stay?

Has she thrown her first tantrum because a Parisien/Parisienne waiter at Cafe de Flore rolled his eyes at her?

The silence is deafening.

I don’t know what she’s going on about here. That White Chick Wayans brother who stands against rape wrote an article about something.

I don’t know what Mandy Stadtmiller is going on about because I read a few paragraphs and OMG, woman, quit rambling and make me a sandwich.  Something about a hit piece on her or fake quotes or not having a fucking point. I skimmed through the rest and this stuck out.

Now let’s look at the issue of unattributed quotes that shit on someone. Like a quote calling someone “bipolar,” which is near-libelous in its irresponsibility, and which this reporter did to me as well as misquoting someone else, which is captured on audio I’ll be releasing on a podcast later.

As someone who has several friends who are bipolar and who have told me never to reveal this condition because of fear of stigmatization, I’m horrified by this kind of quote.

I found it hilarious considering Donk is emphatic in her insistence that her followers read this incoherent screed.

Here is Julia Allison telling Adrien Chen of Gawker that Michael Arrington is bi-polar and refuses to take medication.

And here is Julia Allison asking [Redacted] for a MacBook Air after she claimed during a Gawker livechat that he is bi-polar and he refuses to take his meds.

I’ll let you figure out the rest, cause I have no idea what Marlon or Donkey is whining about.

A great international tragedy has befallen us, and by “us” I mean everyone, everywhere. Julia Allison proclaimed that her throat has succumbed to the viral or [ETA: Shut up, science!] bacterial demon known to most as strep throat. Quelle horreur!

Will Paris and its accompanying engagement happen? Is she really sick, or is she trying to weasel her way out of a trip she can’t afford after braying about it for months, like the last time she was due to go to Paris?

The Feminine Mystique? LOLLIES! There’s no mystery here. Donks is a completely transparent asshole.