Uh, did I blink and Donkey gave birth? Twice? Without alerting the media? I must have because only Donkey knows how everyone’s children should be learning:
Julia is so mad, she’s spittin’! And don’t forget, bunnies, SUGAR IS POISON!
Bottom Picture! Devin Stetler looks dashing at Friday night’s Couture for a Cause in San Francisco. Any candid interviews with a purloined NBC mic, dearest Debbie ?
Paris in no longer for lovers, bunnies. Thanks to the second nail in the coffin recently uploaded by “relationship & intimacy coach” Lalala:
So natural! I’m tempted to file this collection under “photorealism” alongside those 2013 photos that hammered the first nail into Paris:
Paris 2013 Slideshow from Julia Allison on Vimeo.
Curses! Click that link to witness the greatest love the world has ever known. While you’re at it, enjoy Baugher Bingo, Paris ed.
Bottom Picture: Jena la Flamme finally met up with the Taintricorn, who’s almost as revolting as Christina Morassi. The first sentence of his bio reads: “So if you’re wondering how a man who massages yonis came to be known as Shaft, here’s the story.”
Donkey took a stroll down Camp Septic Lane:
Here’s the Social Studies column than accompanied Julia and that hammock: http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sfl-social-studies-unplugged-at-burning-man-20110912-story.html
Our burro also got all scoldypants over BIG PHARMA! How insane is that we give our children ADHD meds yet don’t introduce them to the healing properties of Ayahuasca and MDMA?!
Bottom Picture & Reworked Movie Tagline: Pamela Madsen IS Ethel Merman in “Tacky Tart Sings the Blues”:
A Magdalene goddess is experiencing – what else? – a crisis or two:
What would any of these candy-assed bitches do if they ever had a real problem IN THE REAL WORLD? If they couldn’t afford to buy their children school supplies? If they were worried about losing a minimum-wage job because of downsizing? If they had two kids home with the flu but were worried about taking any more sick days from work?
Update: In an effort to heal the inner demons plaguing her, poor wittle Jena Gray visited the Goddess Temple with her fellow asshats:
Today Jena la Flamme Elayne Kalila Doughty and I spent a moment in the Goddess Temple, a free meditation space in the middle of town created as a sanctuary open to anyone who wishes to spend time with the Goddess. It has a beautiful central altar and art on the walls of figures like the Lady of the Lake. Glastonbury is so Goddess-positive being the heart of mythic Avalon and the location of places like the Magdalene Chapel where our group sat in circle together and painted as our meditation tonight. I am in my element 😉
The temple is a tacky bed-sitting room, albeit pulsing with Jena’s golden curls?
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow:
Nekid on the playa with DJ Disunity: