Someone Got a Doctorate For Reading Gawker and Valleywag, Where’s My Ph.D.?

I know, I know. I'm a doctor of donkology. But it's just not the same. I want fuck you money and envy in circles...

Like Julia’s Publicist on Jon Hamm’s Cock (If I Ever Had The Chance), TJ...

TJ Kelly, who vowed to stop reading here because it meddled with his ability to fight his addictions, can't seem to tear himself away....

The Cray Cray is Contagious

Christ Almighty! No, seriously, Christ, what the fuck is wrong with these famewhoring goons? TJ Kelly, recovering alcoholic, needs to take a fucking toke...

Sandra H. From Lima, Peru Thinks We Are Seriously Effed Up

This has to be the first defense I have ever gotten via email in the almost year I have been contributing to this blog. What...

Julia: Remaining Cuckoo

So Donk, apparently off the Ambien, was up until the wee hours posting her usual crazy shit again. First it was a post about...