Best Put A Ring On It, Dr. Marson, Before Our Burro Brays & Explodes

Donk's latest Pinterest pin: OMG! Weddings! Our burro has been obsessed with them since her Georgetown days, when she became engaged to some schlub in...

Rogues’ Gallery: Avocado & Melania Tie The Woo Knot At BM Wedding Of The...

Avocado's Camp Septic wedding was mentioned briefly in comments when we were transitioning to the new host, but I thought the EPIC event was...

Stop The Presses! Congratulations To Nisha Moodley & Noah No Vowels On Their 3-Month...

What's a woo pair-bonding without the gobbledygook? Take it away, Noodles! nishamoodley𝑰 𝑭𝑬𝑳𝑳 𝑶𝑼𝑻 𝑶𝑭 𝑳𝑶𝑽𝑬⁣ ⁣ We’ve spent the entire 3 years of our relationship (we...

The World Anxiously Awaits Julia Allison’s OMG! “Amazing” Recording About Healthy Relationships; Site Update

MTV Superstar Baya Voce, Donk's partner-in-presentation-slime at Camp Septic, is banging Tim Ferrit. Wonder if he makes her walk 30 paces behind him when...

“Yoo Hoo, Cory, Can I Crash On Your Couch?”

Donk's whereabouts are currently up for grabs. She asked several SF folks if she could stay with them, but there appear to have been...