Wedding #3 – The Oh-So-Exclusive Michigan Shores Club?

Following in the footsteps of her woo brethren, Donk is most likely making plans for at least three weddings, assuming Dr. Dodi pops the...

Happy Holibrays! A Pinterest Present From Donkey

Our burro's most recent Pinterest pin, from Berta's Spring 2019 Bridal Collection: Prior to this bridal gown, "an intoxicating mix of sultriness and luxury," Judy...

Breakin’ 2 Electric Boogaloo: Is Alex Marson Prepared For The Wedding Of The Century?

So, "Entrepreneurial Artist" Dmitriy Kozlov removed his batshit insane pair-bonding on playa video - the woos never read here - but not before a...

Nuckin’ Futs, The Wedding Edition: “Sacred Couple” Donkey Allison & Eben Pagan Honor Blond...

Our dear Rhoda pointed me towards the wack video of Dmitriy Kozlov & Mariana Grace's epic pair-bonding ceremony at Camp Septic. All the gregdamn...

Best Put A Ring On It, Dr. Marson, Before Our Burro Brays & Explodes

Donk's latest Pinterest pin: OMG! Weddings! Our burro has been obsessed with them since her Georgetown days, when she became engaged to some schlub in...