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Donks To Enjoy Scummy Hot Tub With Horny Bisexual Men This Weekend

  So Donks, pictured above in what I am assuming is faux-watercolor (?), is going to the clothing-optional Harbin Hot Springs this weekend, which just sounds...

Help Julia Allison Finish The Crappiness Project!

Dumbass Donkey is done marveling over Hollywood teen philosophers Jaden & Willow Smith and is allegedly gearing up to fulfill her contract with St....

Air-Humping Line Cook To Propose To Wedding-Obsessed Hosebeast in Paris, France

Julia's gonna get engaged, y'all! At least that's according to Annie Blah Blah. It looks like Jacy is finally going to get her wedding! Don't...

Pack Mule Has To Be In All Of America This Summer, Wants To Hit...

It looks like our Donkey is trying to find every excuse not to stay with the love of her life or her dog now...

Julia Allison Lives a Jet Set Lifestyle … All the Way Back in Coach!

Up, up, and away! The disappointing daughter of local shyster Peter Baugher and his lovely wife, and former Nixon speechwriter, Robin, may be desperate...