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Updated: Jena la Flamme’s “Witchy” Bachelorette Party & First Wedding Snap

Donkey might be contemplating leaving Facebook and moving to Costa Rica – isn’t everybody? – but Flim Flam is in for the long con haul. Christina Morassi, the skankiest woo we’ve ever profiled on RBD, threw Five Head a bachelorette … Continue reading

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Updated: Jess Johnson Plays Ria To Donkey’s Jena la Flamme

Of course leering Schmachtenberger loves this picture. He’s hitched to polymorphous, polyamorous bondage queen Roxanne DePalma. Not to worry, Rain! Any hints of same-sex love are only for all the boys. Just ask Flim Flam as she heads down the … Continue reading

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Countdown To Jena & Sacha’s “Dance To Infinity” (Marriage)

Flim Flam and DJ Deadbeat Dad have composed a poem in celebration of their impending pair bonding, a rainbow of hope for all the dreamcatchers! 2 more days until the Infinite Wedding…. Excited!!!! ~ An Infinite Wedding ~ The time … Continue reading

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Updated, Now With OMG! Marriage: Ali Shanti Wants To Know About Your Non-Violent Divorce

TRUE LOVE FOREVER! Annoying, silly Rainbow Michael Haynes posted a video of himself canoodling with the old raunch: Ali followed this up with a post about “divorcing in a new way.” Like Jess Johnson, she is changing the world! Traditional … Continue reading

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Worrisome January Snippets

Silence from Social Justice Donkey – the world has missed her dozen daily outrages. Are she and ILYR still talking a vacation from vacation-itis with Mary & Meaghan 6.0? A January marriage and honeymoon? Surely Julia doesn’t want another sistah … Continue reading

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