Updated: Judy Albertson: A Vision Of Loveliness

(Clothing courtesy of Fresno's Barnum and Bailey's outlet.) Holy merde, who's that burnt out cougar in the above fauxto? Wait ... is that our burro?!...

Down Memory Lane With Donkey, Coobie, & RBD

Donkey recently shared a two-year-old fauxto from her Coobie supermodel daze: I went into the RBD archives and located this oldie but goodie. That entire...

Someone Evolved And On An Epic Journey Is Hard Up For Cash

Oh honey. Kinda reminds me of old Pepperoni Nips.

Updated: Social Media Expert Julia Allison Shills Sports Bra, Says TTFN

Summer yoga at my parents' on Lake Michigan. Wearing my Coobie! smile emoticon OMG! OMG! OMG! And if that Coobie isn't exciting enough, Donkey posted four...

Sloth Who Claims She Never Weighs Herself Has Long History of Obsessing Over How...

Oh honey. Are we dealing with legalese here, or just another incident of a lying liar who lies? AHEM